Just for fun!!!!

[powerskipper]

Whats the worsted chat up line you have Used or heard and did it work???

Like this one!

"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!"

"Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight"

"I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?"
Did they work ? what do you think!!!!!!!!

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[DepSol]

Hey babe I would like to get something straight between us

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[PaulF]

Re: Bacon etc!!!!

Well. I am not voting this best or worst but one that has created a little pleasure on occasion.

I find 'How do like your bacon?' always raises a smile, unless you have got caught with a vegetarian of course. The best reply so far was 'after a good roll'.

Nine out of ten say 'crispy please.' I have only asked this question of the fairer sex, maybe some of you ladies could pass comment on how your men like their bacon.?

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[muchy_]

Hello sweetheart, Do you want to slip into a darkroom with me and see what developes?
Do I use this line?.........Everytime for the last ten years.
Does it work?...............Not yet, but heres hoping ;-)

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[britemp]

You only need chat up lines if you are poor or ugly, thus I have no experience of them. . . . . . /forums/images/icons/wink.gif


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[cliff]

Be unique and different, say yes.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Hi. Are you cute?

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I'm easy. Are you?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not
I'm allergic to sex.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

So....How am I doin'?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Cadburys outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Just where do those legs of yours end?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone's wife.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now
I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

I bet you could suck the chrome off my winches.

I bet you could suck the Queens head off a penny.

Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.

Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine.

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredably beautiful you are!!

I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibily stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?

Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Can I flirt with you?

Can I please be your slave tonight?

Can I see your tan lines?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you spit or swallow?

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

Have you ever played leap frog naked ??

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. You'll do.

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I wonder what our children will look like.

I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'll buy you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I'm an organ donor, need anything?

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

I've got a condom with your name on it.

I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?

Lie down. I think I love you.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Will you marry me for just one night?

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Would you please come home with me and tie me up...

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.

You smell wet. Let's Party.

You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?

Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?

I love you, you know.

HEY!!! KITTEN HOW ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF YOUR NINE LIVES WITH ME?

Hi. Can I domesticate you?
I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, storages? Well, I don't even own a car.

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhabitions and DO what we really came here to do.

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

Pick a number between 1 and 10. Damn, you lose now take off your clothes.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .

I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?



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[kindredspirit]

Don't know about the worst but this one always got a smile et al.

"Cor, blimey! If my eyes were hands I'd be being marched off to jail right now!"

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[Dave_Snelson]

Thats a lovely dress you're wearing, can I talk you out of it?

Or in conversation with a girl when asked what I do for a living I say "I'm a Dustman!"......"So what's wrong with that - £300 a week, as much as I can eat, and the use of the cart at weekends" Getting them to laugh is the first step...

A friend of mine once responded to a caption competition for Aramis aftershave. You know the sort of thing...In 10 words or less say why you think Aramis is the best aftershave. His response was - "Aramis loosens the tightest knicker elastic even at 60 paces". He did actually get a reply saying that whilst his entry was hilarious, they couldn't actually state this in any form of advertising!

All this aside, Cliff must be the winner - he must have been up all night writing that lot down.

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[Peppermint]

Re: \"You don\'t...

sweat much for a fat lass" has got to be as good/bad as it gets.

Or try walking up to a bird who's dancing and saying. " I can't dance and I can see you can't dance, do you want to get a drink".

Or. "As long as I've got a face you've got a seat".

I've only tried number three.

I knew a guy years ago who was a bit interesting. If we were in a restaurant and the service was slow, he'd just stand up and shout help, help, help. When the waiter or whoever came over he'd just place his order in a calm way. He just asked women he fancied to go to bed. Complete strangers. He reckoned it did away with all the nonsense. His strike rate was about one in five. About equal to his slap in thechops ratio.

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[ccscott49]

Never needed chat up lines, being devastatingly handsome with a wonderful personality, normally works! tee hee.

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[paulineb]

I find "can I sit on your boat?" always goes down well /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

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[ccscott49]

Anytime you like!!!
Pant pant!

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[cliff]

How about:

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Do you come here often?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing
that matters is that we're together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?

What's your sign?

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Wow.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Grab her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

"Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."

You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!"

You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bullseye!

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: "Why?" Because you are sooo sweet!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics i would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

(person walks in, and you say And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

I'm good at math. U+I=69

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Do you remeber Crayola Crayons? They used to have this colour...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite colour and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Retorts
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one [ah em!] in there."

Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"




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[Dave_Snelson]

How about...

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.....

or

You scrub up well for a northerner....

...then run for cover

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[BarryH]

Believe it or not the words I uttered when I met my missus was....."I'll have one of those crusty rolls.....and er, do you fancy coming round my gaff. I've got a pile of ironing?"

20 odd years later were still married!........well it saves me doing the ironing.

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[powerskipper]

Cliff have you used all these chat up lines, and what was your pulling record like [if any/forums/images/icons/wink.gif]

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[cliff]

A few have worked well, quite a few got a smile and broke the ice ready for next move, rest get you told where to go or were just ignored.

Unfortunately one worked too well some 22 years ago and I've been stuck with her ever since /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Which ones might work on you??

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[powerskipper]

One worked on me about 24 years ago !!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif and still have not worked out why, must have been something about the person who said it!!!!!!

Heard a few over the years/forums/images/icons/smile.gif and tend to just laugh and ask them

"Has that ever work on anyone "

Now that get a few funny replys!!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif as you can imagine.



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[Bejasus]

One worked on me about 24 years ago !!!


That would be the one where you were asked 'Do have any Scots in you'.........../forums/images/icons/wink.gif



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[powerskipper]

ER ! Can't remember /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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