JOKES PLEASE

[Twister_Ken]

Re: Running totals

Corporal of Horse Blenkinsop had been performing well in the Household Cavalry, and the Colonel had decided to offer him a commission, in order to encourage other rankers to make more effort. He had the adjuntant call Blenkinsop before him.

"Now then Blenkinsop, we've decided to make you an officer. You'll enjoy life in the mess. On Mondays, we get the band in, and have a damn fine sing-song."

"Afraid I don't sing, sir"

"Never mind Blenkinsop, never mind. On tuesdays, we get the Catering Corps johnnies to roast an ox, and we have a blow out meal."

"Afraid I'm vegetarian sir."

"Quite so, Blenkinsop, but you'll enjoy Wednesdays. We get the best claret up from the mess cellars and get absolutely plastered."

"Afraid I'm tee-total sir."

"Sorry to hear that, Blenkinsop, but I'm sure you'll enjoy Thursday night. We get a bunch of ladies in, from a chap we know in Piccadilly, and we really get stuck in, if you now what I mean."

"Yes, sir, I know exactly what you mean, but I'm afraid I don't go with women, sir"

"Don't go with women! Surely you're not queer, Blenkinsop?"

"No sir."

"Well, in that case, you won't enjoy Friday night either."

 

[Plan_B]

Nope. but I spent some time with them and Crabair.

DD

 

[N1KON]

Re: Running totals

to BRENDANS

no such rank as ensign and lietenant junior grade (JG) in her majestys boat hire. the ensign is a midshipman and the liutenant is a sub-liutenant.

just thougt we would clear all that up! excellent joke though!

 

[BrendanS]

Re: Running totals

There is in the US navy
Ensign
Lieutenant, junior grade or simply 'j.g.'
Lieutenant
Lieutenant Commander
Commander
Captain
Rear Admiral (Lower Half)
Rear Admiral (Upper Half)
Vice Admiral
Admiral
Fleet Admiral

 

[N1KON]

Re: Running totals

this is england not us. plus there navy is all fart and no s**t