Hmm! FIngerless gloves, borrow Haydn's Harry, and I'll lend you a boat trailer you can put a flat bed on with with a nice seat up front, and the image is sorted. I now have you nicely stereotyped for abusive messages in future!
What do you mean abusive. I'll have you know that Old Man Steptoe had a great effect on my formative years & I now use him as a role model along with Boss Hog (Dukes of Hazzard) & Louie da Palma (Taxi). Fit those three together & you have the perfect, balanced character, a bit like Captain Bligh on Speed.
I am working towards my ideal. My kids say i've already achieved it but I am still striving for perfection.