I've had a Major Catastrophe

News update from Kwaka: (who was doing bumps & grinds around the 3 Peaks fleet)

The major caught a mackerel (I do not believe this, it is clearly made up) and then had to come back cos he was feeling sick. Now that I can believe, Caernarfon Bar is no place for gentlemen to be in S-SW 5/6 over the ebb, even when it's neaps it will be damned rough.
 
News update from Kwaka: (who was doing bumps & grinds around the 3 Peaks fleet)

The major caught a mackerel (I do not believe this, it is clearly made up)
Not so
From the Horses, sorry Major's mouth this lunchtime
A shoal of macks were landed:eek:
Mostly rather small however and were returned to grow in to monsters to be landed at a later date
Yep, driftin/bobbin out there this am with wind against would not be comfortable and queesiness would set in for most.
Yep we zig zagged about the fleet a bit
But our Crew from Team Whistler
Had whistled by earlier
Seem to in the Lead approaching Whitehaven;)
 
Now come on your pushing this thread.......

1. Major caught fish Naaa!
2. Major gave you a beer........... nope dont belive it that's nearly as big a porky as Kwacker getting a round in :)

Tom

That's Rollocks I got one last--- Err, wait a min-- it was --ang on just thinking errm, oh it was AH I know!! , no, sorry it wasn't then it was-- Oh err , no I left me wallet at Home that day
Oh yeh, I remember
It's just coming back to Me----- (I love football) I think a bloke called Booby More was Captain of an English team -- That's right -- they won a World cup thinghy.
It's all coming back now
Mild was 1 and tuppence
Some Git ordered a large whiskey
Friggen greedy git
Nearly half a bob that was:eek:
It was a Bar in Caernarfon that hasn't moved since
Not like the Bar that has moved recently, back to where it was when the English peeps won a Cup
If the prices move back in time similarly
I,ll get another Round In;)
 
Not being one that has time to keep up with forum events, why does he no longer post on here ?

There was a minor irritation that made him realise that he still had a life to live after all . . .

I suspect he still sneaks in to watch now & then (but I haven't bothered to check) which is one reason why I posted this thread.

Plus, as Tom has spotted there were a couple of uncharacteristic events occured that suggest there may be a Doppelganger of the Major out there that is slightly mis-programmed!! :eek:
 
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