It's Bosun's First Birthday....

[boatone]

It\'s Bosun\'s First Birthday....

.....yep. he's survived a whole year in our 'tender' care and has never once complained about being in the same 'boat' . Took him to the doggy barber yesterday for a birthday wash and brush up and he now sports a comely 'crew' cut.
The official birthday portrait follows....communal singing of Happy Birthday on 'Poop' deck at Noon!

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[ccscott49]

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Nice cat! Happy birthday to youuuuuuuu!

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[Bogbrush]

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Right, first off lets get one thing straight. I'm not one year old today, I'm six. So you tight wad, wheres the bifday treats for the last 5 birfdays. Theres six canine years to one human year you drongo. Us dogs do it like that so we come of age quicker with all the benefits that it brings. Saying you lot are slow developers is an understatement!!!

While we're on the subject. Who the hell gave me my name. The big labrador down the road don't half take the piss out of it. Its all cutsey and namby pamby. As for Bogbrush, wait till I see that moron who gets stuff for you. I'll have his gonads so quick he won't have time to scream. Another thing. Look at my face in that picture. Does the look not say it all. Do you know what its like being couped up on the old tub for hours on end. You try it when your bursting a gut for a pee. I'm not running round wagging me backside cos I'm happy. I'm bloody dying for a leak. Got my own back though. tee hee.

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[TroyTempest]

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Seven Doggie years to One Human - But then again, everyone knows dogs can't count!

Happy Birthday Bosun!
(Boatswain?)

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[hlb]

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Haydn

 

[Bejasus]

Haydn......it\'s time........

you got yerself an autofocus camera. Yer old eyes are losing it................./forums/images/icons/cool.gif

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[Bogbrush]

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I'm gonna report you to the CDL, you cut the head of that dog.

Mr Tempestous........you haven't a clue have you!

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[bosun]

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Don't know about getting things straight., I'd like to know just who the hell YOU are. You're certainly not ME thats for sure. You seem to have nicked my piccy but any idiot can do that so thats no proof of anything. If I could get at you you'd be feeling my pristine nashers in your nether regions mate.
My mistress (boatones swmbo to you) said some obnoxious git from north surrey had been slagging me off and calling me bogbrush so I 'spose its you, is it?

No, no imposters tolerated and I shall be asking Kimmy Babe to expunge you as an identity thief. Comes to something when a law abiding pedigree WHT cant go about his business without having to watch out for the likes of you!

Oh yeah - look at my profile and you'll see from the registration date that 'I am who I say I am'

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[Bogbrush]

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Listen you overgrown poodle, you wouldn't now what to do with them even if you got hold of'em. Come then, bring it on, anyday.

If I'm not the real Bogbrush, how do I know about the Lab down the road then. And about the little surprise in the boat, tee hee that was a good one. Anyhow, shows what you know, us westies don't come from Surrey. Thats why I'm called a West Highland Terrier. Any fool knows that. As far as having a Master or a Mistress goes. I haven't got one. I let them grace me with they're presence to be kind to them. Anyway If they be so gullable to let me sit on they're laps and take me where I want to go, thats up to them.

You've actually made a fatal flaw in you argument, because boatone doesn't have a SWMBO, he has a SWBMTB. So then clever dick. Who the hell are YOU!!!!

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[whisper]

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Oh my dog, whoops, god ! I think I'm hallucinating. I thought I'd signed in to a forum about boaty things. This is a paw do indeed as the site will now need to be de-fleed. Over to you Kim.

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[whisper]

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Oh my dog, whoops, god ! I think I'm hallucinating. I thought I'd signed in to a forum about boaty things. This is a paw do indeed as the site will now need to be de-flead. Over to you Kim.

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[hlb]

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Yes I'm sick of this forum being made a dogs dinner of. They should be sent to cruffs for life and leave us Donkeys to get on with it. Eawaa............../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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Haydn

 

[whisper]

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You can clear off back to your paddock as well, BAD ASS. Unless, that is, you are a very ugly dog with the mange. Don't know what is happening at IPC, they seem to be letting all sorts of odd creatures post on here now.

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[syd]

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Hiya Tony

How did the trip to St Kats go? Gonna do it again? How about the Medway soon?
I'll be at St Kats for the next couple of weeks if you're about.

Cheers

Syd

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