ChrisE
Active member
It\'s all gone quiet over here
Are you guys now ready, loins-girded, for the trip?
Are you guys now ready, loins-girded, for the trip?
It's all gone quiet over here
- Thread starter ChrisE
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jimi
Well-known member
Girding yer loins
how do you do that then? Is it necessary?
how do you do that then? Is it necessary?
jhr
Well-known member
Re: Girding yer loins
Vital. I think it's like the Freemasons, and you have to roll up your trouser leg, bare your breast and do a funny dance.
Vital. I think it's like the Freemasons, and you have to roll up your trouser leg, bare your breast and do a funny dance.
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Girding yer loins
eh .. JimLad dae ye no mean a floral dance? I should hae kent ye were a TOG!
eh .. JimLad dae ye no mean a floral dance? I should hae kent ye were a TOG!
ChrisE
Active member
Re: Girding yer loins
I'm disappointed that a serious enquiry about the trip has already degenerated into an old gits chat show.
I'm disappointed that a serious enquiry about the trip has already degenerated into an old gits chat show.
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Girding yer loins
Sorry 'bout that, to get back on topic how many hens and pigs should they take?
Sorry 'bout that, to get back on topic how many hens and pigs should they take?
jhr
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Re: Girding yer loins
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I'm disappointed that a serious enquiry about the trip has already degenerated into an old gits chat show.
[/ QUOTE ] Speak for yerself.
I'm now told that for complete loin-girding, you also have to wear a toilet plunger on your head. I wonder if any of our readers have a picture etc etc etc.....?
PS for Jimi: (a) Does a "Flora Dance" involve being coated in margarine, or am I missing something here? (b) Who, or what, is a TOG? I have tried Google but all I get is a load of bo<span style="color:black">llocks</span> about duvets and Irish Disc Jockeys.
[ QUOTE ]
I'm disappointed that a serious enquiry about the trip has already degenerated into an old gits chat show.
[/ QUOTE ] Speak for yerself.
I'm now told that for complete loin-girding, you also have to wear a toilet plunger on your head. I wonder if any of our readers have a picture etc etc etc.....?
PS for Jimi: (a) Does a "Flora Dance" involve being coated in margarine, or am I missing something here? (b) Who, or what, is a TOG? I have tried Google but all I get is a load of bo<span style="color:black">llocks</span> about duvets and Irish Disc Jockeys.
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Girding yer loins
'pon the ocean they sat entranced
as JHR on his flora danced
PAra to TCM muttered
I think I'd rather have it buttered!
'pon the ocean they sat entranced
as JHR on his flora danced
PAra to TCM muttered
I think I'd rather have it buttered!
longjohnsadler
New member
Re: It\'s all gone quiet over here
sshhhh...
sshhhh...
ParaHandy
Active member
Re: Girding yer loins
"you also have to wear a toilet plunger on your head. I wonder if any of our readers have a picture etc etc etc.....?"
i do believe this is what you're looking for?
"you also have to wear a toilet plunger on your head. I wonder if any of our readers have a picture etc etc etc.....?"
i do believe this is what you're looking for?
jhr
Well-known member
Re: Girding yer loins
I think you are right.
What a strange fellow!
I think you are right.
What a strange fellow!
ChrisE
Active member
Re: Girding yer loins
I thought that all world girdlers looked like this.
And any roads up, my email seems to have woken them from their slumbers, now they're talking about watch systems amnd the like, they must be real sailors.....
I thought that all world girdlers looked like this.
And any roads up, my email seems to have woken them from their slumbers, now they're talking about watch systems amnd the like, they must be real sailors.....
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Girding yer loins
Chris on his seat was slumped
plunged in thought was 'e
about a rock his boat had bumped
'e wisnae verra happy
Oh how to sort this wretched thing
when suddenly the penny dropped
I'll ask Eliza he did sing
.....
There's a hole in my bucker dear Eliza ....
Chris on his seat was slumped
plunged in thought was 'e
about a rock his boat had bumped
'e wisnae verra happy
Oh how to sort this wretched thing
when suddenly the penny dropped
I'll ask Eliza he did sing
.....
There's a hole in my bucker dear Eliza ....
