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Re: Girding yer loins

eh .. JimLad dae ye no mean a floral dance? I should hae kent ye were a TOG!
 

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Sorry 'bout that, to get back on topic how many hens and pigs should they take?
 

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Re: Girding yer loins

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I'm disappointed that a serious enquiry about the trip has already degenerated into an old gits chat show.

[/ QUOTE ] Speak for yerself.

I'm now told that for complete loin-girding, you also have to wear a toilet plunger on your head. I wonder if any of our readers have a picture etc etc etc.....?

PS for Jimi: (a) Does a "Flora Dance" involve being coated in margarine, or am I missing something here? (b) Who, or what, is a TOG? I have tried Google but all I get is a load of bo<span style="color:black">llocks</span> about duvets and Irish Disc Jockeys.
 

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'pon the ocean they sat entranced
as JHR on his flora danced
PAra to TCM muttered
I think I'd rather have it buttered!
 

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Re: Girding yer loins

"you also have to wear a toilet plunger on your head. I wonder if any of our readers have a picture etc etc etc.....?"

i do believe this is what you're looking for?
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I thought that all world girdlers looked like this.

And any roads up, my email seems to have woken them from their slumbers, now they're talking about watch systems amnd the like, they must be real sailors.....
 

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Chris on his seat was slumped
plunged in thought was 'e
about a rock his boat had bumped
'e wisnae verra happy
Oh how to sort this wretched thing
when suddenly the penny dropped
I'll ask Eliza he did sing
.....

There's a hole in my bucker dear Eliza ....
 
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