Its all a load of balls!

BarryH

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A friend of mine that works in the computer hardware industry sent me a copy of a memo he recieved by email. It is apparently genuine sent to him by his line manager. I can't belive the author of this memo wrote and sent it with a straight face.

Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic
balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.



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BrendanS

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Take 'em out and lick 'em and rub with a hankie or summat, or use some special cleaning thing?

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One of the girls in the office recently said, with a completely straight face: "There's something wrong with my mouse...it's stuck. This is the first time I've ever had a mouse go down on me".

Pant-wettingly funny...especially the look on her face when she realised what she'd said.

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