It must be an English thing..

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I've been in the UK for ten years now and was just thinking to myself that nearly all my English mates are getting a bit on the side and I am not /forums/images/icons/frown.gif. What subject in your schooling covers "having an affair"?
 

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No idea! Most of my mates...aren't. Or, very very discreet. Mind you, this is one in the eye for that ole bagage French prime minister woman eh? I love the idea of foreigners coming to the uk hoping to emulate our liberated lifestyle.
 

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Sorry to hear that you're about as successful as me and that your mates are so discreet.

It appears to be rife in the UK, from your previous leader down...
 

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So your not from round here then. So in ther 10 years you've been here you haven't picked up on the old english tradition of Talking Complete and utter crap! Yeah most married chaps will boast of a "bit on the side" , but truth be known, they'ed be too crapped sacred of doing it!

Oh by the way, belated welcome to england.
 

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um, i haven't tried, sir!

But, are you an inveterate fidget anyway, perhaps? You've moved to another country, and now plan to try alternative partners. As barryh says, you may be being fooled by lots of brits bragging about this or that, but in practice it's total tosh.
 

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A bit like the blokes down at the pub talking about cricket and in reality, you invented the sport, but never mastered it?
 

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If you're English, you should already know the tricks of the trade, if not, I am as much in the dark as you as to how to pull an extra.
 

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You should try Norway, the girls here are stunning and crazy about 'English' guys as apparently we know how to talk to a girl i.e. charm her, whereas the average, Norwegian or Swede is clueless, unless he is drunk then he is useless. Their words not mine, and I have been told this all over Scandinavia by dozens of women. And they are very hot to trot so be warned!
 

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Have to agree about Norway and Norwegian girls. Had frequent and quite suprising offers while living there. Though in the States, a nice British accent goes a long way too... (so does a kilt)

Now I am back here I get nary a second glance. Course I don't want girls throwing themselves at me any more, honest.

As for having a bit on the side, I am too scared of SWMBO to even look at another girl!



She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like the sound a dog makes just before it throws up
 

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Yes you are right about the states, I was in Miami last Oct and have had emails several times a week from American girls since. I'm going back in April!
 

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Read in some survey that the English have sex more frequently than other nationalities and the Americans have sex with more partners. Just a bit of trivia...
 
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