If God was a sailor

[jimi]

What kind of boat would he have?

 

[Bajansailor]

An obscenely fast, raunchy gas-guzzling deep vee Cigarette in psychedelic pink and purple with a bevy of blonde bimbos arrayed on the aft sun lounger?

I doubt he would have to worry about the fuel bills....... /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[johnalison]

If God were a sailor he'd charter an ark

as in ark the herald angels

and pay with Mastercard

 

[polantom]

It must be some sort of cutter rigged gaff yawl or the like because every time my wife sees one she ask how they know what bit of rope to pull.
I always say "God knows"... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

I'll get my coat....

 

[MapisM]

None

He used to walk, didn't he?

 

[Lizzie_B]

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[Rustyknight]

Probably a Holy Ghost ship.........

 

[Rabbie]

Depends on who your God is I suppose. For example, the Sun-God Ra (you can tell by the Sun on his head), is depicted here in a boat with freeboard that would barely get you across a pond never mind the Nile!.

 

[Judders]

I believe he has a Foxcub.

 

[jenku]

The Ark Royal being i Sweden right now and The Ark being the Swedish contribution to the Eurovision song contest it would have to be one of those...

 

[Bergman]

A fishing boat

 

[reginaldon]

Re: If God was a sailor re: Bergman

You are right, He was - beat me to it.

 

[Heigaro]

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Dunno but it would probably have a f*****g enormous pulpit!

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[awol]

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What do you mean "he"?

 

[phanakapan]

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What do you mean "he"?

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[Twister_Ken]

Dunno, but it would have Genesis sails.

 

[Bav34]

Rib. /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Surely, she'd have a spare one.

 

[claymore]

Surprised you need to ask
A Claymore - of course.

 

[Birdseye]

One thing is for certain - he wouldnt have a wet bike which are known to be the work of the Devil.