If God was a sailor

[Sybarite]

He wouldn't need a tender.

John

 

[Athene V30]

It would have had a huge spinnaker and no storm sails onboard

 

[Dyflin]

Or if your God is Frey, he has 'Skídbladnir'. The ship was big enough to hold the whole of the host of Asgard, and whenever the sails were hoisted, a fair wind followed. It could travel over both land and sea. According to the Ynglinga saga, Skíðblaðnir was made by so many parts and with such ingenuity that it could be folded like a cloth and carried in one's pouch.

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