I just have to ask........

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Telegram for Jobsworth

surely the only way to test it is create it and see what use it gets?
or is that me being woefully naive again?

either way i cannot see it is worth getting sooo het up about

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Badge

My boyhood innocence of course! Still most of it intact, I still believe in father christmas for instance and .....................................

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: I\'ll have a fiver on the fat bird nm

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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Telegram for Jobsworth

I am not GETTING HET UP!!!! GRRRRRR GRRRRRRR

 

[ccscott49]

Re: I\'ll have a fiver on the fat bird nm

What fat bird? It was two blokes before, Oh No! don't tell me ones a transvestite!

 

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[wakeup]

Re: Sitting on the fence - how so?

AHhh man another one...... this is what happens when you take life tooooo seriously.

Maybe then we should have another forum.

Any suggestions for the title?

Here are my suggestions..

Motor Boating and Etiquette

or

Gentlemens Boating Words of Wisdom

or

No Ruffians Here I'll Have You Know

yada yada..

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: wakeup nice one

oooooooooooh nice to get everyone going
is your name wake up cos that is what you constantly hear, being brought around after starting yet another fight??? ;-)

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Telegram for Jobsworth

NURSE .....the medication quick. I think he is coming round again



Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Sitting on the fence - how so?

How about "The boaters and bullshitters club".

 

[ccscott49]

Re: wakeup nice one

First words he hears are "isn't he bloody heavy" as they carry him out the pub!

 

[wakeup]

Re: wakeup nice one

Sailbad, you're probably right, however what else is there to do on a dull Thursday afternoon.

I am not aware that baiting those that take themselves way too seriously is Kimmerisable yet.............the fishing is good here this afternoon though....caught a couple of beauties ;-)

yada yada..

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: wakeup nice one

Yep maybe
just rememebr some fish are bigger than others
and not everyone enjoys being yanked

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[wakeup]

Re: wakeup nice one

Errrrr I think you must be talking from your own personal experiences here.

A picture is building of a big fat transvestite that likes to brawl in bars, is that why they send you off to oil riggs for weeks on end

yada yada..

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: wakeup nice one

Its just a picture we have built of you.
Although to be fair the bit about the fat bird was when i thought pauline b was goign to enter the fray

i haven't incurred her wrath in while, she may be firhgtiong off tome's advances who knows.
i do have a picture of an argumentative opinionated heavy drinker. it seems to work fit an awful lot of posters so it would be a shame to waste such a useful sterotype

me i am y0ung keen and too pretty for my own good.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[paulineb]

Re: wakeup nice one

have i just been called a fat bird??? why, you you you .... snotty little yottie!!! I have been told exactly what you look like and the words 'keen', 'young' and 'pretty' did not enter the converation once.

... now push off and practice your tacking

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Re: wakeup nice one

Bugger!......................rumbled again! It was my boyfriend wot told you wasn't it? cummon own up! I'll 'av 'es guts for this, so I will! Must learn to keep my mouth shut! Don't tell Pauline, promise! She thinks I'm such a gentleman!

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: wakeup nice one

WHO TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I am... I am young and beautiful

ooooooooooh its that steve the big fat liar

he is only jealous of my boyish good looks
bugger i mean't to see him last night and forgot

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Badge

Stop it

you just made me splurt my drink all over my keyboard

boyhood innocence.....*.cough*

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene'.

 

[ccscott49]

Re: wakeup nice one

The swine, Let me at 'im! You Fat! Not an ounce of superfluous fat on you, perfectly formed, Thats it 'old me coat, no dont hold me back, 'es for it now, tear 'is arms off I will an' beat 'im wiv the soggy ends!!