I have to do it with one hand?

[LittleShip]

OK, some of the N Wales guys know that I have had to undergo a small operation on my left hand today to release a contraction, so now I'm having to type with just one hand, it's not really that bad as I only ever used four fingers, but that was two on each hand now they are all on one hand.

First time I have had aesthetic and was talking to the nurse when the next thing somebody was asking if I was back with them...... Jeeze, I didn't know i had been anywhere.......... I'm impressed !

So, the lady anaesthetist told me she had given me an injection to numb the hand for upto 12 hours (leave it out you lot, I know what your thinking) but I'm sat here with yellow fingers that I can just move but cant feel them. So, for the next few days I will probably need assistance with buttons ect.......... brings a hole new meaning to getting undressed bed time should be fun, and wait until the Admiral finds out my jeans have got buttons on. the nurse was surprised

Major keep an eye on LS for a while and I may just let you have a look into the fun box of goodies (drinks cabinet)

Tom

 

[hlb]

Fun box, right, I'll start MF up.

Good stuff that anasthetic, bring some back fer Kwackers.

 

[old_salt]

Hi Tom.
Well so far no one has wished you good luck with the op, I Hope everything gos well.

Haydn thinks more of your drinks cabinet now renamed the Fun box.

Does it have a key and can you open it with one hand.

O and just in case of Borders have you got the pins made yet.

 

[Philiz]

Glad to hear you're okay, I presume all went well? Don't worry about Littleship, we'll check her over at the weekend .I'll take my own glass

 

[GrowingLad]

First time I have had aesthetic and was talking to the nurse when the next thing somebody was asking if I was back with them...... Jeeze, I didn't know i had been anywhere.......... I'm impressed !

I've been knocked out once, the first thing I say after coming around so quickly that I made the nurse jump, "That stuff is bloody great, it's like being pi$$ed without the hangover."


.....I then proceeded to rattling on about all and everything, finally another mask went over my face and then next thing I woke back up in my room...

Anyways, hope everything heals up nice and quickly Tom.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Major keep an eye on LS for a while and I may just let you have a look into the fun box of goodies (drinks cabinet)

Tom

I can't, I'm in Cheshire recovering from my excellent weekend as detailed in Unit 18's post below.

Anyway, get better soon....lucky it's your left hand. Fnarr, fnarr.

I may head up to PD on Friday and see if I can open Little Ship's door, now that you've fixed it following the last time I broke it.

 

[Tresner]

O and just in case of Borders have you got the pins made yet.

The pins are made and are receiveing the first of 12 coats of varnish. But before I start I will need to know the thickness of a Welsh skull. I all has to do with inlaying the correct amount of lead into the pins. Don't want any serious damage you know. Just need to knock them sensless for a bit. Wouldn't want any babbling, brain damaged lads wandering about.

Bernie

 

[LittleShip]

The pins are made and are receiveing the first of 12 coats of varnish. But before I start I will need to know the thickness of a Welsh skull. I all has to do with inlaying the correct amount of lead into the pins. Don't want any serious damage you know. Just need to knock them sensless for a bit. Wouldn't want any babbling, brain damaged lads wandering about.

Bernie

Think it's too late to worry about that.

Tom

 

[Kilter]

The pins are made and are receiveing the first of 12 coats of varnish. But before I start I will need to know the thickness of a Welsh skull. I all has to do with inlaying the correct amount of lead into the pins. Don't want any serious damage you know. Just need to knock them sensless for a bit. Wouldn't want any babbling, brain damaged lads wandering about.

Bernie

Bashing a Welshman on the bonce is unlikely to do any lasting harm...feel free to practice on Kwackers!

 

[LittleShip]

and see if I can open Little Ship's door, now that you've fixed it following the last time I broke it.

Hmmm!

Then there's the scuff from J###s hitting the dock wall taking her out.

Should I talk about the flag pole being damaged this weekend by a certain well versed forumite or will he admit to it

Tom

 

[Kilter]

the nurse was surprised

Hope your recovery is swift!

 

[Kawasaki]

Anyways, hope everything heals up nice and quickly Tom.

GL
There is no need to bleed any sympathy to Tom or any of the other North Wales crowd.

They are all, well mostly, Foreigners that we take money off.

We smile and nod aggreably at them
Well, You know the score with the Bubbles in Greece.
The language barrier helps quite a bit
One phrase I struggle with in 'Sais' is
'It's your round mate'
What the F does that mean?

There are a few others

'You get them in'?
Is that about retrieving peeps from a beach?

And
The daftest thing an English bloke asked me once
Well only once

'Yoh K , whiskey is it
Is that a large one or what?'

So yer GL
Don't feel to sorry for them

One of em will probaly hurt His or Her hand again
Whilst tryin to bash me ed in

 

[Searush]

OK, some of the N Wales guys know that I have had to undergo a small operation on my left hand today to release a contraction, (snip)

Does this mean that you can open your wallet again now?

I hope you weren't expecting sympathy from us lot?

 

[Philiz]

Hmmm!

Then there's the scuff from J###s hitting the dock wall taking her out.

Should I talk about the flag pole being damaged this weekend by a certain well versed forumite or will he admit to it

Tom

Well I can't say much about J###s hitting the dock ,although I've seen the scars. Anyway, it's a fair cop guv, but the flag pole does double up as a very useful handrail for getting in and out of ones tender, specially when one has partaken of Littleship cabinet contents. Anyway, I reckon it was weakened by a previous incident involving a certain ex-serviceman.

 

[Philiz]

The pins are made and are receiveing the first of 12 coats of varnish. But before I start I will need to know the thickness of a Welsh skull. I all has to do with inlaying the correct amount of lead into the pins. Don't want any serious damage you know. Just need to knock them sensless for a bit. Wouldn't want any babbling, brain damaged lads wandering about.

Bernie

Ah, so the weapon is just to repel Welsh invaders then, that's alright, there's only one of them. Looks like you're in for a hell of a headache Kwackers, we'll get our headaches by other means

 

[Kawasaki]

Looks like you're in for a hell of a headache Kwackers, we'll get our headaches by other means

A Welsmans Skull is pretty dull
It's 'ard' and made from rock
It don't know pain
It's covered in rain
It's never friggen endin
And in the end
The rain might stop
An the Brain will start to work
Off the hangover from the elements
And see the enemy coming
Along the 55
To their boats and hide
Inside the dock or marina place
The enemy like so much
To hide and moan
When the pontoons groan
With all the wind and rain

But Look!
The season is new
Some have gone out

Just a few

But heck its not too bad
As long as the English come
Me bank balance won't be bad!

Just a few

Is all I need
To bash them on the rocks.

Me Grandpappy was right (for you Tressner)
'Just light a light
We'll rob em in the mornin

That swellie rock will do us Son

They always come a cropper
They may have gold they may have silver
But there's always copper

Now the rest is in really old welshish gaelacish and Druidish

Now as a real high up Person , look, this is really more secret than I can put on the Forum
'Masonic' na, way above

We do a ritual
'How to get out of buying an English git a round stuff'

On the top of Snowdon on January the 2nd
That's how serious it is

 

[Philiz]

Mmm, have you been caught by one of Bernie's pins already?

 

[Kilter]

Mmm, have you been caught by one of Bernie's pins already?

Bit more lead in the next one Bernie!

 

[Kawasaki]

Mmm, have you been caught by one of Bernie's pins already?

Nope
Sperfectly Snober
Mkind you
Just took another swig of summatt
Could av been Enid's medication
No wonder
'She talks rollocks all the time'
It;s a seriarse pain killer

Kinnel -- I can see further now the rain has passed
I can se all obsicules in my way

Its gonna be a bright bright shuunyy side day!

Kineel
an She gets thie stuff of the NHS!