Captain_Chaos
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Caveat: Any similarities with people living or dead is purely coincidental.
In the begining Tony and George had an idea.
And then came the research
But the research was out of date
And then came the assumptions
But the assumptions were without form
Yet tony and George had a vision such that they must form a plan to save the world
And they formed a plan
But the plan was completely without substance.
Tony and George submitted the plan to the generals who said
" Its a crock of s**t and it stinks".
Tony and George were incandescent with rage and they prayed.
Alastair looked at the plan and he thought about it
And he disappeared into a darkened room with the cabinet for 40 days
After much fasting and gnashing of teeth he emerged and advised that some thought
"The plan is a pail of dung and none may abide by its odour".
Tony and George were furious and they prayed.
So verily Alastair went once more into those dark corridors of power to meet with devils and unbelievers
And he returned and said of the plan
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong and none may smell it".
Tony and George were very angry and they prayed.
Once more Alstair was banished to the darkeness to tame the unbelievers and he soon returned and Alastair said of the plan
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none maty abide by its strength".
Tony and George were upset.
So Alastair cast aside the unbelievers
And he consorted with a false idol and spake to the Sun and confided
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong.".
But still Tony and George were not happy.
So Alastair gathered the true members of the faith, those unquestioning followers and those mindful of their own promotion prospects and together they trumpeted
"This plan promotes growth and it is very powerful".
Tony and George rejoiced and together they told world
"We must follow this plan because it is very strong and it will promote growth and efficiency of the system and it will ensure peace in the world of men".
And thus it came to pass that a dossier was prepared that all may understand the wisdom of the plan
And the cabinet and congress reviewed the plan and said
"Verily we must follow the plan laid before us by our intrepid leaders for it is good."
And the plan became policy
And this is how s**t happens!
<hr width=100% size=1>My drinking team has a sailing problem
In the begining Tony and George had an idea.
And then came the research
But the research was out of date
And then came the assumptions
But the assumptions were without form
Yet tony and George had a vision such that they must form a plan to save the world
And they formed a plan
But the plan was completely without substance.
Tony and George submitted the plan to the generals who said
" Its a crock of s**t and it stinks".
Tony and George were incandescent with rage and they prayed.
Alastair looked at the plan and he thought about it
And he disappeared into a darkened room with the cabinet for 40 days
After much fasting and gnashing of teeth he emerged and advised that some thought
"The plan is a pail of dung and none may abide by its odour".
Tony and George were furious and they prayed.
So verily Alastair went once more into those dark corridors of power to meet with devils and unbelievers
And he returned and said of the plan
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong and none may smell it".
Tony and George were very angry and they prayed.
Once more Alstair was banished to the darkeness to tame the unbelievers and he soon returned and Alastair said of the plan
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none maty abide by its strength".
Tony and George were upset.
So Alastair cast aside the unbelievers
And he consorted with a false idol and spake to the Sun and confided
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong.".
But still Tony and George were not happy.
So Alastair gathered the true members of the faith, those unquestioning followers and those mindful of their own promotion prospects and together they trumpeted
"This plan promotes growth and it is very powerful".
Tony and George rejoiced and together they told world
"We must follow this plan because it is very strong and it will promote growth and efficiency of the system and it will ensure peace in the world of men".
And thus it came to pass that a dossier was prepared that all may understand the wisdom of the plan
And the cabinet and congress reviewed the plan and said
"Verily we must follow the plan laid before us by our intrepid leaders for it is good."
And the plan became policy
And this is how s**t happens!
<hr width=100% size=1>My drinking team has a sailing problem
