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Here\'s Part 2 - Men\'s Rules
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
16. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
17. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
19. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
21 Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes, especially when at sea.
22 If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
23 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
24 Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
25 More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs
26 ALL men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a colour.
27 Pumpkin is also a fruit.
28 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
29 If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasise about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together.
Not everything is black and white if you prove otherwise you’ll get run over on a zebra crossing
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
16. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
17. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
19. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
21 Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes, especially when at sea.
22 If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
23 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
24 Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
25 More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs
26 ALL men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a colour.
27 Pumpkin is also a fruit.
28 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
29 If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasise about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together.
Not everything is black and white if you prove otherwise you’ll get run over on a zebra crossing
