Kilter
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in one!
Going to the toilet
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theforeman
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no its to let you know which way the wind is blowing /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
gandy
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Remember to take your Blackberry with you, so you can give us updates. We'd get worried and bored without the latest adventure update. I hope Blackberries can't take photos.
alistairedw
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I am so angry! I got a fully trained technician to come and install the gold bucket in the starboard locker.
Would you believe it, he used the same line for the bucket lanyard that I use on my gold fenders.
After he had done the job I took the boat out for a blast. Anyway after an hour or so the beer started to go through me so I opened the locker, hauled on the bucket halyard, opened my flies and relieved myself.
Because I was trying to concentrate om my mega-expensive electronic chart plotter, I didn't notice I had hauled out a fender instead.
Pi$$ went everywhere, especially over my kness because there is a gap between the top of my boots and the bottom of my new Musto jacket. I really should have bought the Musto trousers as well.
Would you believe it, he used the same line for the bucket lanyard that I use on my gold fenders.
After he had done the job I took the boat out for a blast. Anyway after an hour or so the beer started to go through me so I opened the locker, hauled on the bucket halyard, opened my flies and relieved myself.
Because I was trying to concentrate om my mega-expensive electronic chart plotter, I didn't notice I had hauled out a fender instead.
Pi$$ went everywhere, especially over my kness because there is a gap between the top of my boots and the bottom of my new Musto jacket. I really should have bought the Musto trousers as well.
Lakesailor
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It's tricky to see, but I think that's the International flag for "I'd give it a couple of minutes"
tazzle
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Ha! You have to realise that CHAVS and similar would have bought buckets in horrible colours; having a great deal of CLASS /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif myself I made sure mine was covered in a CLASSY /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif Burberry Check. Now less classy boat people in my marina whose buckets cost less than £700 can look at mine and see what real CLASS is.
Safety testing by a top Albanian Health and Safety testing place was well worth the extra £600; they filled the bucket with water and left it standing for 24 hours to see if it leaked. Then they all crapped in it to give it an A1 CLASSY top safety certificate - how many of the so called toffs and cliques on here can say their buckets have been crapped in by Albanian testers, eh? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Safety testing by a top Albanian Health and Safety testing place was well worth the extra £600; they filled the bucket with water and left it standing for 24 hours to see if it leaked. Then they all crapped in it to give it an A1 CLASSY top safety certificate - how many of the so called toffs and cliques on here can say their buckets have been crapped in by Albanian testers, eh? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Kilter
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You do post some shite! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif You must be a jealous prat /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif I will get this thread puled (sp intentional) at once! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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