Friday Smile

[Otto]

George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying an election victory celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant.
Their waitress approaches their table to take their order, she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."

"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'".


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[Goodge]

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,

"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


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[andymcp]

Tony Blair is at his weekly meeting with The Queen, when he turns round and says: "As I'm the PM, I'm thinking of changing how the Country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom", to which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Blair, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge and you're not a King."

Tony Blair thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Sorry again, but to be a Principality, you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Blair".

Again, Blair though long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
then?"

The Queen, getting a little miffed by now replied "Sorry again, Mr Blair, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before Tony Blair could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think we're doing quite nicely as a Country".

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[Beagle]

Re: Friday Smile-Button

1. you know what this button does?
2. Dunno... try it!

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<hr width=100% size=1>I came, I saw, she conquered (the original Latin seems to have been garbled).

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Friday Smile-Button

Beagle,

Thats fantastic..... bet the guy in the Pilot shat himself.....

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