Foredeck Adornment

[Caronia]

At work today the discussion turned to boats, specifically, motor boats, and in detail, the young, scantily clad ladies that adorn the foredecks of these boats. We wondered idly where these young ladies all came from. One well travelled chap claimed that whilst in Sardinia he had come across a shop that rented them out. Everyone thought this was so silly as to be a fib, however, I thought I had better check with the experts on this forum. Is there such a shop?

 

[EME]

It is quite clear that your colleague missed a little bit of your conversation.

He was quite correct that certain models are rented out in Sardinia. Incidentally they are also available in hamburg, Amsterdam and , I am reliably informed, Eastern European models are now available in the Kings cross area of London. I am also reliably informed that a well-know UK male (SIC?) order company provides plastic versions which are apparently chaeper, low maintenace and less noisy.

Howver how your friend managed to divert on to this subject lord only knows, as it's quite obvious that all of the young ladies on thos e boats are memebers of hlb's personal harem.

...I wanna boat please..

 

[byron]

I saw a right dolly on a boat in Calais, a real Essex bird complete with skin tight white trousers and the accent. I made friends with the Geezer who owned the boat and asked him for permission to leer at her. It turned out to be his daughter. The Harbour Master was most helpful and directed me to a Charterie, Chartuier, Charterier... sod it, a Butcher where I was able to buy a nice steak for my black eye /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[davel]

I think this links in nicely with the thread below ("Intersting Web Site").
It appears that next years London Boat Show will be devoting itself to this aspect of sailing.

Dave L.

 

[tcm]

Yes there is! wimmin (and bloke) shop info

of course, you can't just take them home in a bag. They have to be ordered in advance. But there a nice selection at

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[hlb]

Theres loads of shops. Some of which have been mentioned here. But it's not like Tesco's eerr more like a garage forcourt in hyperspace. Cos they have to hose them down and service them after every trip. Then put them back in the window for next customer. Unfortunatly for some reason they do not do trial drives nor do they offer a service replacement model or garantee if it gets damaged. However every model does come with a long service history!

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Haydn

 

[hlb]

Theres loads of shops. Some of which have been mentioned here. But it's not like Tesco's eerr more like a garage forcourt in hyperspace. Cos they have to hose them down and service them after every trip. Then put them back in the window for next customer. Unfortunatly for some reason they do not do trial drives nor do they offer a service replacement model or garantee if it gets damaged. However every model does come with a long servicing history!

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[davel]

Re: Yes there is! wimmin (and bloke) shop info

Just tried to order Elle McPhearson but I couldn't find the checkout button.

Pause for smutty inuendo.

Dave L.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: if they go down on you ..

It costs a fortune


the boat that is of course
*coughs*

Maybe, just once, someone will call me sir without adding, you're making a scene.

 

[TwoStroke]

Rent a doll...

There's one called inna - another called jax - but couldn't find outa!

... I want to be back on the water!

 

[martin]

Tried to rent a boat in Marbella recently and inadvertently found "Boats and Babes" site ...had to look...apparently can rent 50ft Sunseeker, captain and choice of 2 "adournments" for approx 2K a day from Puerto Banus. No surprises there though..

 

[jfm]

Re boats and babes in PBanus

URL please

 

[davel]

Re: Re boats and babes in PBanus

Who is PB and how does he get them out again?

Dave L.

 

[syd]

Well I don't like to rent anything so I saved and saved for years to buy one outrite.
I managed to get mine in a clearance sale some twenty odd years ago. She was all covered in dust and a bit out of shape where she'd been on the shelf for so long, once I'd got the jet washer on her she cleaned up reasonably well. A full half Crown I paid for her. I tried to take her back after about a year because she started to get a bit noisy but they just laughed from behind their locked door.
I tend to keep her stowed away with my old furry dice and stick on bullet holes these days. Tried to get my hands on a new model but the old one got even noisier and a bit unpredictable, interupting my sleep pattern.

Syd

 

[byron]

Right! I have just cut and printed your last message and shall be showing it to your Missus next time I see her. That'll teach you to mistake my Missus for a Hooker.

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