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[mikewilkes]

If you have seen this before - sorry.

Subject: 10 top dog peeves about humans


1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny.

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! **

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's
walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment
for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't
quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

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[ShipsDog]

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[Sgeir]

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.

- Chic Murray

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[Sgeir]

It was raining cats and dogs and I fell in a poodle.

- more Chic Murray

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[ShipsWoofy]

Hooowl

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[tugboat]

I was walking the dog today and this chap stopped and said "Why is your dog wearing little brown boots?" I said "Because her little black ones are at the cobblers"!

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[T_S]

Funny thing about dogs with all the mischief and chewed up shoes etc we put up with when they are pups, they grow old and placid (but still hate the postman!)

I have a rough border collie whom this month has reached the grand old age of sixteen!

Sadly I realise it won't be long now before I will lose my old mate who is very much a part of of our family.

Yes funny thing about dogs, like all animals you either luv em or hate em. I'm just greatful that along with my wife and two boys I have a mutt I adore also!



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[Sgeir]

Even more Chic Murray:

"I was in London the other day and this man came up to me and asked me if I knew the Battersea dog's home. I said that I didn't know it had been away."

Boom, boom.

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[powerskipper]

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[ccscott49]

Now that one I do like!!! tee hee

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