Fantasy boat

[Blueboatman]

My 42 ft fantasy boat would have-as I ruefully calculated- an annual outgoing of at least £45k in depreciation, maintenance mooring and gentle upgrades over a ten year period .
Even with the man maths turned up to eleven on the calculator.

But as footballer George Best quipped, fast women and fast cars aside, he blew the rest of his money !

 

[Wansworth]

Easy - a toilet seat incorporated into the pushpit!

Arab Doha’s have them over the transome………more logical?

 

[Mark-1]

Easy - a toilet seat incorporated into the pushpit!

My Corribee had a bucket. Drilling a large hole through the hull below the waterline and installing a complicated and temperamental pump arrangement is quite a complicated and dangerous solution to a problem that didn't trouble Nelson's Navy, or even Minoans 5000 years ago.

(Yes, I know.)

 

[newtothis]

Arab Doha’s have them over the transome………more logical?

Weren't the original 'heads' at the front of the boat, to be downwind of the bulk of the crew.

 

[benjenbav]

Having fantasy staff to maintain your fantasy yacht has to be a part of the fantasy. Quite possibly a fantasy supply of antifoul and similar maintenance supplies too.

Self-applicating antifoul, of course…

 

[Wansworth]

Weren't the original 'heads' at the front of the boat, to be downwind of the bulk of the crew.

This is part of nautical history that gets forgotten but sailors must have crapped ,officers and lower ranks and did they have toilet paper ?On the trawler I worked onthe toilet sat over a pipe one Ted directly to the sea and in rough weather one had to avoid getting an anemia!

 

[Chiara’s slave]

This is part of nautical history that gets forgotten but sailors must have crapped ,officers and lower ranks and did they have toilet paper ?On the trawler I worked onthe toilet sat over a pipe one Ted directly to the sea and in rough weather one had to avoid getting an anemia!

Paper? King Neptune’s cleaning arrangements not good enough for you

 

[Wansworth]

Paper? King Neptune’s cleaning arrangements not good enough for you

……..so prior to the battle of Trafalgar our matlots were scampering about washing shite off their bottoms than heaving up a bucket of seawater to rinse off then flush the deck, quiet tricky with the extreme toumblehome…….its like western movies the heroes these little factors of life are forgotten!

 

[Fr J Hackett]

……..so prior to the battle of Trafalgar our matlots were scampering about washing shite off their bottoms than heaving up a bucket of seawater to rinse off then flush the deck, quiet tricky with the extreme toumblehome…….its like western movies the heroes these little factors of life are forgotten!

An experience soon to be repeated on your Dufour 24 if what you have said about you ambitions to install a Porta Potty are anything to go by.

 

[Wansworth]

An experience soon to be repeated on your Dufour 24 if what you have said about you ambitions to install a Porta Potty are anything to go by.

Yes,we had a porta potty in the Vega was ok.Where we are now in a marina number twos will have to be in the toilet block ,the pee can be transfer to a bucket and poured down the wc……..

 

[Leslie frank]

Easy - a toilet seat incorporated into the pushpit!

Too high a risk of piles for my health insurance