Erm! Where's the freeze?

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.. only surprised one of 'em hasn't been told to drop one ... usually happens when gov's in trouble .....

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It\'s worse than we thought

Oh! No! Not the dreaded onoing storms? Now we know we are in trouble.This is typical of the Labour Government, burying a threat to national life under a flurry of meteorological exaggeration. Last time it onoed Tescos ran out of shoe polish and parafin was rationed in the Orkneys.

PS: We have just had a couple of drops of rain in Winchester.

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i reckon it would be worth easily 100 grand for princess fergie to announce this afternoon that she and prince andrew are planning to get married again. In fact, er, are there any odds for this? definitely worth a punt.

imho a most excellent move was anne and snowden announcing divorce the day after wilson resigned..

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or .. the constitutional implications of Charlie getting a sex change .... um TB might declare a national emergency and himself as executive president for life?

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Re: Royal birth ...

ok

Sex change for Charlie 100-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 100-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 50-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 25-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 20-1





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Re: Royal birth ...

Sex change for Charlie 100-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 100-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 50-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 25-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 20-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody evens

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Re: Royal birth ...

Abolition of Civil List 250-1
Sex change for Charlie 100-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 100-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 50-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 25-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 20-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody evens
TCM gets a saily boat 1-2
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6

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Abolition of Civil List 250-1
Jimi gets to Cherbourg 225-1
Queen Mother is my mother claims Billy Connolly 200-1
Sex change for Charlie 100-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 100-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 50-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 25-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 20-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody evens
TCM gets a saily boat 1-2
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6



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Re: Royal birth ...

Abolition of Civil List 250-1
Jimi gets to Cherbourg 225-1
Queen Mother is my mother claims Billy Connolly 200-1
Sex change for Charlie 100-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 100-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 50-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 25-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 20-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody evens
TCM gets a saily boat 1-2
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6
Match-winning England fly-half declared love child of female prime minister and bearded boss of airline - racing certainty

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Re: Royal birth ...

Weather Forecast correct 300-1
Abolition of Civil List 275-1
Jimi gets back from Cherbourg 250-1
Queen Mother is my mother claims Billy Connolly 125-1
Sex change for Charlie 98-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 120-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 5-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 5-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 50-1
Jordan's boobs explode in jungle 10-1
Prince Edward late replacement for Lord Brocket 7-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody .. ceased taking bets
TCM gets a saily boat 1-10
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6
Match-winning England fly-half declared love child of female prime minister and bearded boss of airline - racing certainty

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Re: Royal birth ...

Weather Forecast correct 300-1
Abolition of Civil List 275-1
Jimi gets back from Cherbourg 250-1
Queen Mother is my mother claims Billy Connolly 125-1
Sex change for Charlie 69-1
Royal Butler sells story of sex change 169-1
Camilla sex video with Paris Hilton sensation 130-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 120-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 5-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 5-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 50-1
Jordan's boobs explode in jungle 10-1
Prince Edward late replacement for Lord Brocket 7-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody .. ceased taking bets
TCM gets a saily boat 1-2
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6
Match-winning England fly-half declared love child of female prime minister and bearded boss of airline - racing certainty
Prince Philip seen going into bookies 1-8

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Getting silly.........

Weather forecast correct, only 300-1?!!
Jimi finding Cherbourg 750-1
Tcm really a Martian 15-1
ParaHandy announces engagement to Fergie 2-1

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Hot News

Good news for TB,

Queen clones herself thus avoiding succession issue!




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Re: Royal birth ...

Weather Forecast correct 300-1
Abolition of Civil List 275-1
Jimi and QM2 meet 2-1
Queen Mother is my mother claims Billy Connolly 125-1
Sex change for Charlie 69-1
Royal Butler sells story of sex change 169-1
Camilla sex video with Paris Hilton sensation 130-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 120-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 5-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 5-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 50-1
Jordan's boobs explode in jungle 10-1
Prince Edward late replacement for Lord Brocket 7-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody .. ceased taking bets
TCM gets a saily boat 1-2
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6
Match-winning England fly-half declared love child of female prime minister and bearded boss of airline - racing certainty
Prince Philip seen going into bookies 1-8



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Re: Weather forecast : 100% guaranteed...

The Meteorolgical Office today confirmed today unconditionally that there will be weather over the next seven days..

John

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Re: Odds..

Ohdrat will be snowed in tomorrow - Even yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!

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Re: Royal birth ...

G Brown next PM 1,000,000-1
Weather Forecast correct 300-1
Abolition of Civil List 275-1
Jimi and QM2 meet 2-1
Queen Mother is my mother claims Billy Connolly 125-1
Sex change for Charlie 69-1
Royal Butler sells story of sex change 169-1
Camilla sex video with Paris Hilton sensation 130-1
Prince Phillip or the Queen die before the weekend: 120-1
Phillip announces that some of the queen's kids aren't his: 5-1
Yet another minor celebrity announces they had affair with Lady Diana 5-1
Fergie and andrew announce plans to remarry 50-1
Jordan's boobs explode in jungle 10-1
Prince Edward late replacement for Lord Brocket 7-1
Claymore's spinnaker gets used as tablecloth 5-1
Princess Anne's dog attacks somebody .. ceased taking bets
TCM gets a saily boat 1-2
Para's sails used as washing clouts in Gateshead 1-6
Match-winning England fly-half declared love child of female prime minister and bearded boss of airline - racing certainty
Prince Philip seen going into bookies 1-8
Nick Brown elevated to peerage no further bets please


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Re: Its arrived - just as I predicted!

The 'blizzard' lasted 40 minutes, and - oh gosh! its actually dipped below freezing here - nearly 2 whole degrees C below!!! And there is nearly 25 mm of snow - the whole S coast will grind to a halt!

Rather more interesting was the thunder that accompanied it - only once before seen a thundering snowstorm and that was in the Alps.

A visit to the Chimet archive is quite interesting: a gust at the height of the storm (around 18.15) peaked from an average 30kts to over 60, then died to next to nothing, while the barometer appears to have blipped a 4 mb rise in around 10 minutes, while the sea built up from around.05m to nearly 1m wave height in the same period.

Was anyone out there in the Solent to experience it first hand?

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