EPIRB on Easyjet?

maxi77

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Fred Drift, and they are mental midgets! and you cant argue with them!
Stanstead early this year, liquid in 100mm bottles, bought specially for the job, in bag, bought specially for the job, been thru manchester to palma and barcelona to liverpool no probs.
MM at Stanstead, going to Pescara Italy, says uhoo, need to buy PROPER BAGS, they are proper bags, been from manchester yaddy yaddy yady. Enormous queue, he gets the hump. I back off, swmbo has steam coming out of her ears, we go outside and buy more bags!
Coming back from Pescara, weight of bags, size of bags, cue Italian we dont give a ****t! Go to departures, look at passports, thats it! Liquids restrictions, nada, search bags, nada!
Go from Manchester the other week to Israel on Jet2, expecting really tight security, nope, normal checks, have you any liquids sir? yes in bags in bag. OK, go through, no check.
Tel Aviv, coming back, normal checks, luggage scanned , no checks of liquids in bags.
So Stanstead is, I reckon, where the MMs breed!
Stu

Wasn't Stanstead one of the airports where you can only use the bags they seel for an inflated price. In other words it's a scam.
 

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I had exactly the same experience at Stansted. I had my 100ml bottles in the same plastic bag that has flown with me from Luton, Gatwick, Inverness, Edinburgh and Heathrow, all over Europe and from Stansted a few years ago. "Have you flown from Stansted before?" she asks "yes, lots of times..." I looked back at the queue and dumped all the liquids - luckily nothing worth much... and fumed!
 

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I put one in my checked-in baggage when I flew back from the USA, to get a replacement battery unobtainable there.

Seemingly it had caused concern. My bag had been opened (rather forcibly), and someone had turned the 406 EPIRB on!

Imagine the RNLI trying to chase my yacht at 500kts across the Atlantic.
 

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EPIRB OK ! (good idea to take something that proves what it is - box instructions etc.)

Lithium Battery is controlled as a dangerous substance - therefore has to go under Dangerous Goods rules (check with airline staff - (not security staff)).

Lifejackets are generally controlled by the number you are carrying - max of 2 per person.

As a suggestion - go on to the BA website and print off the "rules" and take with you highlighting the ones that apply to your circumstance.

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Easyjet, Dalaman to Gatwick last month, hand baggage contained one 10Kg cylinder head and four yanmar engine mounts. Security directed me to the police who politely asked to see the "metal" in my bags, did a spectrometer sniff, had a good laugh and whacked a "security checked" sticker on which prevented any further interest in my grossly overweight bags.
Box spanner an "offensive weapon" my arse!

Then last week had an encounter with the mental midgets (love that!) at the aforementioned Toilet Town airport where the woman in front of me rather inadvisedly showed the uniformed gnome an empty 500ml bottle that had contained water - I guess she was goin to top it up to avoid the extortianate prices in the departure lounge and asked if she could take it through. NO! Can't take that! the gnome cried and whipped it off her. I protested it was only an empty bottle as did another passenger but the gnome did not even acknowledge our existance. An empty bottle!!! Moments later I saw two people with rucksacks each with a 1litre aluminium Sigg bottle in the pocket.

Luton airport "security" is an utter unprofessional disgrace, and, imho a commercial conspiracy to force people to unnecessarily buy goods in the lounge at extortionate prices to replace those "forbidden" by "security".

You should see them harassing the aircrew too - just as bad as the passenger side. You can just picture a pilot holding a bottle of water to his own throat and announcing "Take me to Cuba, you *******" can't you...? As if he'd need a "weapon". But the mental midgets can't see that. How pathetic. The automatic thought police on this forum don't allow the use of a word meaning illegit!mate. Not much different from airport scurity mentality, that. :(

Sadly individual airports are allowed to increase the Home Office (or whatever it calls itself this week) regs as they wish which is how we get idiocy like belts and shoes off, toothpaste and mascara becoming "liquids" yet marzipan/nougat which is indistinguishable from certain very nasty stuff being allowed without any restriction.
This "security" a highly visible public charade that will allow the politicians and airport operators to slope shoulders and claim "We did all we possibly could" if there is ever another attack. The fact that most of their procedures are utterly useless security-wise is by the by.

Dangerous goods though, like Lithium batteries, please be very careful carrying them correctly. They really can be dangerous.

Ah! There! I feel better now!
 
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