Disposing of a log

[Sixpence]

Don't know why anyone would want to keep them, but what flushing loo is capable of pumping one of those solid logs out ?

 

[cliff]

I have found a "killing stick" handy to beat the log into a pulp before trying to pump it through the heads. Sometimes a plunger is also required to assist the pump move the pulp round the bends and through the outlet valve if the log was one of those "high fibre" types. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

 

[DanTribe]

Do you mind!
I read this as I'm eating my brekky. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[BTW, Lavac, because the suction stretches them from the pointy end] /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[ebbtide]

Haven't I just seen a product called Stool Softener advertised on the telly?
Mind you, it looks like a girlie thing! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[jordanbasset]

Failing this it is out with the marigolds /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Lakesailor]

Is it a problem? Unless, of course, you can't get the lid down.

Then you need this

 

[Cantata]

At one office where I worked the Gents' toilet had an unknown user known as the 'Phantom Log Dropper'. The majority suspected one individual who strenuously denied it. The same person embarked on the F-plan diet when it first came out, but peer pressure persuaded him to come off it after two weeks when air pollution had become unbearable.

 

[TamarMike]

I have kept all my old logs, even from my previous boat, as the entries make interesting reading during the winter months, and also include some pilotage notes
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[CPD]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't know why anyone would want to keep them, but what flushing loo is capable of pumping one of those solid logs out ?

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Only you Dave, only you /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Sixpence]

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[jhr]

 

[Sixpence]

I am reliably informed that all such products only work when taken before feeding, and her description of a log that sits in the bowl, looking at you in defiance, is quite worrying really /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[stevebrassett]

Take it out, and break it over your knee.

 

[Plomong]

That's for sorting a log jam ....