Did a good job with baby oil and condom today.

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Couldn't stop oil from weeping out of nearly inaccessible transducer tube. Filled condom with baby oil, inserted transducer and placed in tube. Works well!
Good opening line in club as well.
 

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Yes, condoms are good for a variety of Marine uses on a boat. (As well!). They keep water out or off fixings and cables also keep greease , or oil out , or diesel out of various places. You have to remember to buy non-latex ones to avoid oil or diesel rotting them.

And yes, it is a good converstion piece, or conversation stopper too.

Mike :D
 

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Well, that's the condom and baby oil covered, now we just need a plausible marine use for the whipped cream, leather gear and pink plastic handcuffs...
 
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don't know what brand you used, but I do know that baby oil and condoms don't react well, tends to weaken the condom, leading to holes in the condom. So I don't know if your solution will last. If you want to know how I found out about this problem, well one result is playing with his xbox.
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There is the old myth that the Marines put these over their rifle barrels for wading ashore; I always suspected some quick-thinking Commando came up with that when his wife discovered his 'special operations equipment'...

Shouldn't this be on The Lounge ?
 

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I don't think that was a myth for the grunts in Vietnam.

Michael, I wonder what vegans use to avoid chafe?
 
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They're used at outdoor events like Glastonbury to waterproof microphones. They usually find the prettiest blonde runner and send her for 500 condoms.
 

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Used to use them for calibrating gas detectors. Inflate with correct flammable concentration, 5% or 10% LEL, and fit over the sensor. Run back to the control room and check the reading. Worked a treat.
It all went well until I tried to claim them back on expenses as the form had to go to head office. :eek:
 

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