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i'm am sick of the stupid fuel meter thing on the dashboard. Partly cos it's wrong, paertly cos it wd be a bit frightening if it did work, and partly cos it's a bit rubbish with a wobbly plastic seethru covering on the lcd bit instead of nice glass, so i don't want it to work anyway. The same applies to the poxy little tv screen on the dash, with the daft controls, as though i am gonna alter the focus to get a better piccie of somone getting minced up in the engineroom, or perhaps watch quietly as the engine drills it's way thru the hulll or whatever, which i reckon is the same as jfm's hopeless P67 idea to have a charty screen next to the bed so you can hm twiddle with colours and zoom when the anchor alarm goes off in bed, instead of argh running upstairs. Useless.

BUT i can't unscrew these dials without summink to fil in the holes. But what? One of them is about 7 inches by 4 inches, other is about 5 inches by four inches. I already have two big radar piccie thingies. Is there another nice instrument thingy? Is theresomewhere that will sell me dials by the square foot? Perhaps a few ammeters would be okay. But then, i wouldn't understand them, or they'd drain too much something. So, perhaps a fairly tame thing, or a repeater, of erm something else in another place on the dashboard. Not sure.

Or perhaps fake instruments with decent buttons for arming and launching rockets would be quite fab. Personally, i am a bit hacked off that moteryboats are really sailing boatish just with no mast and extra engine plus carpet . I wd've thought by now we would have had whole loads of computer things with inbuilt other stuff and loads, loads more dials, like in even a fairly rubbish little aeroplane or at least a series 1 xj6 (but not the series 2 or 3) which had switches to turn on the different fuel tanks which was dead swish and quite handy to stop it getting nicked and driven away, not that that was a particular risk seeing as mine cost only £400 but anyway, ahem.

any ideas? (about the dials, not the cars, and sorry about the thread drift achieved this time within the original post, sorry bout that)

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I'm sure a couple of "econo meters" from an old Maestro van den plas would look good in there. Failiong that Smiths used to do some really tacky vacum guages with needles that whizzed up and down the scale when you floored the throttle.
Or use it as an excuse to take the tub back to the makers and get them to change it.

Failing that. Find a metal worker to do some nice spun ali covers.

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Wire in the engineroom monitor to the kids' Playstation...that way you can check if they're about to beat your high score on Mutant Death-Match Bingo. You could even use the daft controls to over-ride their PS2 controllers.

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Try here:

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A nitrous injection system with dashboard control box, a set of shift lights and a How-Fazt system should fill up your dash holes. You can also get some 'real' carbon fibre roll for making your dash look a bit more MacLaren and some nice mirrored film to line the engine bay with. A few well placed blue neon strips just under the waterline and ur sorted dude! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif


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How about moving the camera from the engine bay to the fridge? Ideal for checking beer stocks. Or better still replacing crap fuel meter with beer meter...Gallons consumed per hour or summink?

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Now <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.demon-tweeks.com/catalogue/product_detail.asp?CLS=ROAD&TLGRP=R002&PGRP=RP030&GRP=RP030&PCODE=FOL32718>that's </A>class...

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A nice weather station thingy with inside & outside temp & pressure + a bar graph of course...

or a set of clocks showing the time in different cities?

or this tasty item?


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but praps as useful/stylish as the dodgy fuel meter.

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Either nicked in the post, or it's being sent to you by IPCs "Subscription Fulfillment Agents" and will be with you by Christmas /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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I reckon that because, let's face it, when you've seen one bit of water you've seen them all, what you need is to stick a nice big plasma screen thingy in front of the whole dashboard. Hey presto, you're on another boring passage across Biscay and it's your turn to drive. Take 5 and see how George Clooney coped in Perfect Storm. Put your feet up and watch Shrek 2. Pretty soon you'll probably find you've made landfall, maybe a little more directly than you'd hoped, but hey.

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praps you could cover the oles wiv some thin sticky backed coppery stuff...I understand its only splash proof tho.

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Re: gold rocker covers

Turn the spaces into very attractive cup/beer holders. bit of webbing, some gaffer tape.. maybe some bailer twine, would look a proper job

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its no use measuring inches. Nothing is going to fit these days if you do that.

Anyway, you re going about this the wrong way round. You will only have holes if the "holes" are bordered by edges. Its the edges that are causing the problem-get rid of them and your holes will disappear. Best solution is to rip out the entire helm station. You might want to keep the wheel though. Thats probably got holes in it too though...

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