Curious

[Sybarite]

Have just been sorting out some old clothes and noticed yet again a curious phenomenon.

Why is it that old clothes systematically shrink when left in a wardrobe?

John

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[Romeo]

who ate all the pies?

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[FergusM]

There's another interesting phenomenon - why do bank notes evaporate at wallet temperature?

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[Rob_Webb]

Presumably the same reason wimmin boil at room temperature.

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[pkb]

and why do coathangers seem to breed profusely while the mortality rate for socks and handkerchiefs appears so high?

Peter

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[Badger]

Why after a pay rise do you have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

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[Swingkeel]

And why is one’s phone bill inversely proportional to the weather?

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[Twister_Ken]

Why does it always take longer to get somewhere than it does to get back?

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[Evadne]

Why is that ten years ago isn't as long as it used to be?

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[Neraida]

Why is it that you always find things when you are not looking for them.

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[Romeo]

"Why is it that you always find things when you are not looking for them."

Because you forgot what it was you were looking for?

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[Neraida]

That too, but usually I can never find things when I look for them and they turn up when I'm looking for something else. Confusing myself now........

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[Jimmy20V]

but can you remember why you were looking for that thing when it turns up when you are not looking for it? I never can...

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[Neraida]

Yup, either that or lose interest in what I'm originally looking for because I've come across something that I was looking for another time.

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[Jimmy20V]

Good point, but what were you looking for?? or was it me that was looking for something?? or have my clothes evaporated in my wallet?
Help me Matron!!!!!!!

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[Neraida]

Well that's that thread dead then......always seems to happen when I post. Hurumph.

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[ecudc]

but only one sock of the pair. I suspect sockicide by their mate.

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[Deleted member 478]

<<wimmin boil at room temperature>>

... and then become frigid within a nanosecond.

Heard that the definition of 1 nonsecond is: the time it takes the tosser in the car behind you to hit the hooter after that traffic light turns green.

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