Chattering aboard

[Kilter]

How do you stop idle chit chat so you can sail serenely and silently?

 

[oldharry]

Sail single handed

 

[fireball]

Raise more sail until the crew are terrified into silence ....

Shout orders when departing and act as though you'll bite their heads off if they even move

Sit on the bow

 

[jamesjermain]

Tell them it's nice and comfortable on the trampoline.

 

[Santana379]

Wait another 17 years until they've grown up and left home?

 

[Duffer]

Some old gaffer tape?

 

[geoffatstanpit]

Don't let her invite her Mother aboard. She reckoned the words "ready about or we'll be up the beach" were an unwarranted intrusion into the conversation.