Changing the Name of a Boat!

[T_S]

Just considering changing the name of my boat, I hear it is unlucky.

I suppose like anyone I could be slightly superstitious if anything could risk me any sort of bad luck!

So what is the right maritime thingy to do here?

 

[lyc]

Have a look at superstitions renaming a boat

 

[powerskipper]

you may wish you had not asked that, If I remember it was something to do with dancing around the boat naked in the moon light chanting.

 

[Guest]

Boat naming is the most difficult choice of all.

Far easier to choose a wife, and they come ready named, usually.

My advice, stick to the original, you can blame it on the previous owner, (and save the cost of a bottle of Tesco's Cava.)

 

[T_S]

Bloody hell!........some link that was, and I am still confused! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[T_S]

Are you coming to the party then Julie? Of course you are invited. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[T_S]

Hmmm.....not keen on my current wifes name! Perhaps I should divorce her and find another with a name I like. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[FullCircle]

Done that 3 times. Not highly recommended if you want to keep the boat.......

 

[poter]

Tee Hee....

have you met my first wife?

I am going to get her and a friend to dance around the new boat naked while I drink the plonk?

At least it will be warm! All welcome, I will supply the candles the beers on you!

poter

 

[T_S]

LOL......Wotcha Jim, funny you should say that......the wife reckoned she was stuck behind a low loader today on the A127, had a boat on it and the driver seemed to be lost.

From memory she claimed that the lorry went round Gallows Corner R/bout 3 times!

Dave

P.S still looking for a pair of wenches....I mean WINCHES! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[powerskipper]

If you hold it somewhere very warm, like a Mediterranean beach and when, very dark, so as not the scare the natives.

 

[T_S]

I was considering changing her name to 'Essex Gal' Julie....wot do you think?

 

[Guest]

Statement from friend

Marriage is grand

Divorce is a hundred grand

 

[T_S]

[ QUOTE ]
Statement from friend

Marriage is grand

Divorce is a hundred grand

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL....I think it costs a bit more than that today Frank, inflation an stuff like that! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Guest]

Yep,

That was from experience a few years ago. for me today would be nearer three hundred, this is why I do not want to change name of boat, or even that of galley slave

 

[Ships_Cat]

Or -

When you are single you have marriage to look forward to
Once you are married there is only death

John

 

[Guest]

No once your are married there is your whole life you look forward to, with love affection, and the cookin an washin done

 

[T_S]

Hiya John...hows things down below mate? Yes as you can see I am having problems deciding wether to rename my boat.

Trouble is I'm not sure I like the name 'Melissa' which is her current name. However some names I have in mind are: 'Essex Gal', 'Me Julie', 'Loose Lady' and 'Sea Bitch'.

Do you have any suggestions John?

Dave

 

[T_S]

[ QUOTE ]
No once your are married there is your whole life you look forward to, with love affection, and the cookin an washin done

[/ QUOTE ]

Would that be...with..or....without the use of ear plugs? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Guest]

sorry t_s cant hear wot u sayin