Caption this please

[ProDave]

 

[westhinder]

A neat solution for the chimney of the wood burning stove, so the sails don’t get stained.

 

[Misterbreeze]

Left the steaming light on again

 

[Tremyporth]

Up funnel, Down screw.

 

[KevinV]

"Curry night proves value of new heads ventilation system"

 

[veshengro]

Installation plans for Chinese Diesel Heaters can sometimes be confusing.

 

[Concerto]

Getting steam up to go sailing.

 

[Pump-Out]

The skipper never ceased to rue the day he appointed a Comanche as Signals Officer

 

[mrming]

Steve was determined to prove that “rollin’ coal” wasn’t exclusive to cars and trucks.

 

[LittleSister]

Fred shows off his new masthead wind indicator system.

 

[E39mad]

Cardinals confined to a yacht named "Catholicism" indicates agreement has finally been reached.

 

[jamie N]

Haha!!! I've already sent it to the owner!
"Hava" is the Inverness cloud factory!

 

[Halcyon Yachts]

Another yacht designed by James Watt!

 

[Buck Turgidson]

Make smoke no1 I think they’ve got our range!

 

[Slowboat35]

The Li-Ion anchor light did not meet expectations.

 

[Clancy Moped]

I'd give the heads 5 if I was you.

 

[Minerva]

Much to the surprise of all involved, It has been announced that the new pope is a sigma 33.

 

[Bouba]

The flag burning protest in Ireland went off without a hitch

 

[jamie N]

I'm having a beer (or 2) with the owner in 1/2 an hour, and will report back.
Edit: His response to it on WhatsApp is "Just a cheeky wee engine upgrade!"
He's a non-forumite.

 

[CliveF]

The Navy's new stealth boat for the launching or the ultra secrect slim line polaris missile undergoes its first test.