Caption competition

[jimi]

Fred muttered "I suspect the automatic choke's stuck and flooded the engine!"

 

[ShipsWoofy]

Not a caption, but what did the driver say to the breakdown operator that made them believe an appropriate vehicle for this rescue was a flatbed.

 

[sarabande]

New Car options:

Roof bars (pair) with "Easilift" handles. Ideal for the weekend adventuress. £245.24 +VAT

 

[ChrisE]

Mildred regretted telling George that the inside of the car could be with a clean


or




PBO decide to test a volvo for next month's article on re-engining your craft.

 

[KevB]

(slightly out of camera shot) Yottie is yelling - "Get out of the way you baffoon. Don't you know power gives way to sail?"

 

[sarabande]

"Oh no: it's not blocking the road" ?

 

[jimi]

Frigging car dealers, was sure he said Etap ... not Elan!

 

[michael_w]

No worries mate. The plugs are a bit damp, thats all.

 

[nct1]

Brian was pleased with his undersealing and resolved to test it , Celia thought it prudent to have a backup plan.

 

[Lakesailor]

"No thanks! We're OK. It's all under control"

 

[Grehan]

Fleet Addition

Viking Breakdown proudly announce another new addition to their smart red flat-bed recovery fleet. Picture shows driver Tom Morris (43) testing the hazard lights. For more information, contact Pippa Bodkin, Shap P.R Services. [Note to Editors - new vehicle is a Mercedes 1180 special edition with conversion works by Flattabed Ltd.].

 

[Rabbie]

'You tak the High Road and I'll tak the .........................!'

 

[Slow_boat]

Three hundred quid to park in my street?! It's cheaper to park here and dinghy ashore.