Caption competition

[ChrisE]

According to my Yeoman plotter it distinctly says this river is navigable

 

[phatcat1]

Mmmm.. seems to be coughing a bit! Do you think the engines flooded!

 

[jimi]

look at that tw@t in the lorry, does'nt she know the difference between a road and a bridleway?

 

[graham]

The Tom Tom thing definitely said turn right?

 

[Talbot]

You take the high road, and I'll take the low road - splutter /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[sarabande]

A very, very nice man from the AA reviews his skill assessment and vehicle recovery exercise.

 

[jonathankent]

Much safer down here... no risk of skidding on that ice!

 

[Kilter]

Percy began to regret his rash overtaking manoeuvre!

 

[Stocky_Helm]

Silly person he should have had a Volvo....
Why did he stop? maybe he just got cold feet?

 

[Stocky_Helm]

Now you know why we have heated seats in our cars over here

 

[jimi]

"You Plonker!" screamed Beverley to Jim "I told you we should have bought the VW Beetle!"

 

[dulcibella]

These double-enders are as good astern as forwards.

 

[FullCircle]

Well, Clarkson said it handled like a boat......

 

[FullCircle]

The Chinese Plagiarism Society had muddled up the plans for the Deck Saloon with Aerodeck Saloon, with disastrous consquences....

 

[Mukes]

But you said the blue lines on the map are motorways!

 

[Cutter]

If speed dosent work perhaps we can drown the hamster....

 

[Lakesailor]

"No! No! When I said turn right at the ford, I meant after it you berk"

 

[Goldie]

My fault? "Dip the headlights YOU said..."

 

[nct1]

Gerald came to regret telling the recovery man where to stick his fee.

 

[stevebrassett]

Brian came to regret his sudden right turn to avoid the congestion charge.