Can newbies really be that thick

[LittleSister]

We were all newbies once, don't be so harsh on them.

Some of us are still newbies, decades on!

 

[billskip]

Tip of the day...don't tie your dinghy too close to the front end when you are parking arse first.....

 

[Daydream believer]

You are far too sensitive......

OK, Would you prefer that I take the p out of you & see how soon you take to bite.

 

[Daydream believer]

Some of us are still newbies, decades on!

No need to tell us--We have noticed

 

[Refueler]

Tip of the day...don't tie your dinghy too close to the front end when you are parking arse first.....

mmmmmm ????

 

[billskip]

OK, Would you prefer that I take the p out of you & see how soon you take to bite.

You woud just be joining the other high %,
go for it....

 

[Daydream believer]

Tip of the day...don't tie your dinghy too close to the front end when you are parking arse first.....

& where would you park it?- assuming F Hacket was not suitably waiting for your "docking manouver"

 

[billskip]

mmmmmm ????

Boats steer better in reverse if they have a little momentum...about 60 mtrs out ..reverse..about 50 mtrs out drop the hook...back up to the mole and secure the stern lines.....its at that moment when you understand what all the shouting and arm semaphore means......don't ask me how I know...

 

[Bouba]

Boats steer better in reverse if they have a little momentum...about 60 mtrs out ..reverse..about 50 mtrs out drop the hook...back up to the mole and secure the stern lines.....its at that moment when you understand what all the shouting and arm semaphore means......don't ask me how I know...

Are you saying that you dropped the anchor through your dingy?

 

[Refueler]

Are you saying that you dropped the anchor through your dingy?

mmm I'm still not getting the whole picture either ...

 

[billskip]

Are you saying that you dropped the anchor through your dingy?

And 50 mtrs ⅜ chain....

 

[Fr J Hackett]

And 50 mtrs ⅜ chain....

Hopefully it was into and not through

 

[Refueler]

And 50 mtrs ⅜ chain....

Why not tell whole story in first post ??

 

[Bouba]

Why not tell whole story in first post ??

When you used to watch the Saturday morning episode of Buck Rogers at the cinema when you were a teen, you never got the whole story at once did you

 

[Daydream believer]

Why not tell whole story in first post ??

Preferring to put it over as "Drama queen" in preference to "idiot"

 

[Refueler]

Preferring "Drama queen" to "idiot"

I was thinking more Dave Allen !

 

[Daydream believer]

I was thinking more Dave Allen !

You mean p..sed on whisky
Helps explain it now

 

[billskip]

You mean p..sed on whisky
Helps explain it now

Ouzo...

 

[billskip]

Why not tell whole story in first post ??

I enjoy a series these days...as opposed to film's..
Bit like sex, try to make it last another 30 seconds.....

 

[Daydream believer]

I enjoy a series these days...as opposed to film's..
Bit like sex, try to make it last another 30 seconds.....

ANOTHER 30 seconds-- You cannot even make the first 30?