Brand New USS Clinton

[Roy]

Perhaps the first ship of the next class of carriers will be the USS Bill Clinton. It will boast the ability to steer a course straight down the middle, but will have a tendency to veer to the left or toward large sums of money. It will be fueled by an unending supply of testosterone, which perpetually replenishes itself. Its presence will always be marked by chaos and destruction, but there will never be enough evidence to prove that it was really there. Maintenance of this class will be a nightmare as items will constantly disappear from the aircraft and wardroom furniture will mysteriously vanish. Crew will be trained in the art of sub truths - viz - 'I did not fire that rifle' when faced with riddled corpse. In order to assist in high levels of morale, cigars will be provided free of charge and all female crew shall be referred to as Monicas.

<hr width=100% size=1>Make your own happiness!

 

[pissativlypossed]

In a pre election poll in the Good Old U.S of A, Monica Lewinski was asked who she was going to vote for, she replied " Democrats, the Republican's left a nasty taste in my mouth".

<hr width=100% size=1>"Open Another Bottle"

 

[Peppermint]

Re: Brand New USS Bush

This new vessel will have no engines of it's own. It will be propelled by a number of older ships that will surround it at all times. It will be heavily armed but will have no means of aiming the weapons with any accuracy. Targeting will be quite random. The ships boilers will burn dollar bills at an exponential rate. The ship will be based in Nevada.


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