Naw but there wiz a bloodstained wee man rinnin aroon Hythe hittin' himsel oan ra heid wi' a crowbar on Saturday. he wiz shouting "The decks, the decks, teak tae me".
<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
Actually .. after a period of quiet reflection it occurs to me that my account may have been slightly inaccurate .. it wisnae a wee man .. it wis a great bit fat yin!
<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
Twister-Ken
Went on the deck
To pull some screws and teak.
The bar came down
And broke his crown
And he went tumbling over.
Up Ken got
And to Jimi did trot
As fast as he could stagger.
Sewed his head
With sailor's thread
And wrapped spinny tape all over.
Fine monofilament fishing line. If you are serious about this, also carry a local anasthetic such as lignocaine which is available in spray form, though injection is better. For smaller wounds a "Butterfly Suture" will be an improvement on spinnaker tape.
I see it is now possible to buy, under prescription, a reasonable cost yachting medipac (see <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.travelhealthzone.com/services/e-med/medipac.php>HERE</A>). This includes all the emergency medications, such as pre-threaded needles and local anasthetic, that long-distance cruisers were formerly obliged to persuade their GP's to prescribe separately.
I know this sounds like an old wives' tale, but it does work. I have the lack of scar to prove it!
I ripped a chunk out of my left hand, just below the wrist. It took about an inch of skin, along with ALL the flesh under the skin. I could see the muscle when I cleaned the blood out. My boss at the time (a Fijian motor mechanic called Ziggy) ripped open a tea-bag, poured the powdered tea into the wound and wrapped it up in masking tape. By the next day a super hard scab had formed, and about three weeks later the scab fell off to reveal blemish free skin. The only way it shows is that some of the lines that were there before aren't now.
I've heard since that it makes sense to use tea. First it's a natural antiseptic, and the tannins are apparently very similar to the substances used by the body to produce scabs of its own.
<hr width=100% size=1>I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!