Better than TV

[Colin_S]

Just watched a very irate individual pour a gallon of petrol over a car. Friends dragged him away before he could put a match to it. Extending my tea break to sse if it kicks off again.

 

[Lakesailor]

It may be Channel 4 filming their new must-watch programme "Celebrity Car Conflagration"

 

[Kilter]

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It may be Channel 4 filming their new must-watch programme "Celebrity Car Conflagration"

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Would this be based on an idea of J. Cleese some30 years ago when he fagellated an Austin 1100?

 

[duncan]

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fagellated

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is this the little known verb 'to throw faggots at...'?
saucy!

 

[Lakesailor]

I thought it was something to do with blowing the exhaust pipe at first but on researching the term I find it is
"Fagellate ~ To whip with cigarettes"

 

[Colin_S]

Well sorry to build up any hopes but it all went quiet after he was hauled away by his friends. Petrol had evaporated by the time I got back from local shop with swan vestas and marsh mellows. Shame as I was using my PDA at the time and it's got a camera built in.

 

[Lakesailor]

Is that a blackberry then? I'm quite interested now that I'm becoming an executive.

 

[Kilter]

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fagellated

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is this the little known verb 'to throw faggots at...'?
saucy!

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Tha doesn't want to waste good faggots lad!

 

[Colin_S]

Less of a berry and more of a sauce - HP that is...............

 

[Kilter]

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I thought it was something to do with blowing the exhaust pipe at first but on researching the term I find it is
"Fagellate ~ To whip with cigarettes"

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A truly horrible punishment for a non-smoker like me!

Thanks for you help with my spelling by the way!