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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. the
view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional, "but" said
the Scotsman, "I still prefer back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little
bar called McTavish's where they go out of their way for the locals.. so
much so that when you buy 4 drinks, they give you the 5th one free."
"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahh, that's nothing." said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another...all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough
drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All this on the
house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well", said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you"?
"Not meself, personally. No," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me
sister"!
<hr width=100% size=1>What does this mean then?
view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional, "but" said
the Scotsman, "I still prefer back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little
bar called McTavish's where they go out of their way for the locals.. so
much so that when you buy 4 drinks, they give you the 5th one free."
"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahh, that's nothing." said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another...all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough
drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All this on the
house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well", said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you"?
"Not meself, personally. No," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me
sister"!
<hr width=100% size=1>What does this mean then?