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[martynwhiteley]

"Well I did say it looked a bit small for the IOW ferry"

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[martynwhiteley]

Should've gone to Specsavers

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[jimi]

I told you, the colours do'nt match, take it back!

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To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[duncan]

the boatyard want's how much for a lift!?!

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[martynwhiteley]

"and they say the driver delivers new Fairline Phantom 40's for a living"

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[itsonlymoney]

You can't park there madam your on a yellow line !

<hr width=100% size=1>I'd rather have a bad day boatin, than a good day workin ! ! !

 

[Mike_Gates]

Bugger, I was sure you were the Isle of Wight ferry!

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Thames Marinas
Bray, Windsor & Penton Hook

 

[andyball]

ok, I know I said "park it in the space nearest the boat", but.....

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[martynwhiteley]

"No Honey, when I phoned and said the KEY was not letting me start the car......
................the key was spelt with a Q"

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[gjgm]

well officer, I was driving quite normally when this bloody great boat cut in front of me....

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[BrendanS]

This must have been the dry run for Top Gear's 'Drown a Presenter' feature, shown on TV last night

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[kindredspirit]

Well, I thought it was a Ro Ro boat!

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[martynwhiteley]

"Oh no, you've parked with a puddle under my side again"

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[jimi]

Oh shit .. its the holding tank!

<hr width=100% size=1>O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[martynwhiteley]

"£5,000 damage, and it's only a big fly' stuck on my front bumper"

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[tcm]

Of course i'm not worried about what he'll say! In fact, he'll love it! - only yesterday he said " The only thing wrong with this boat is it doesn't have a big saloon"

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[BrendanS]

So, explain to me again why I can't have that new dress for Saturday night?

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[Renegade_Master]

wouldnt be a lady driver would it (hands over ears)

Looks like the new MCA stability test, saves getting 14 people together to stand on the side of the boat

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[markc]

Forgot to change the handheld GPS to \'car\' mode



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[stamfordian]

no no no!!!!! put the b*****y Honder generator .on the boat....dohhhh.......

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