Best caption

[gonfishing]

Who said I park like you moor up???

Any more?? winner of best caption, gets a day on my boat!!!( bring your own toolkit)

julian

<hr width=100% size=1>If it can, It will.

 

[powerskipper]

Well you said you needed a new gang plank.

or

I was desperate to get on the boat.
or

Gps got route wrong Again

<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,

 

[jimi]

New management's open door policy

<hr width=100% size=1>O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[Nick2]

"I thought that this hire car is supposed to have parking sensors...."

Nick

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[martynwhiteley]

1. Honda's first move into sports cruisers.

2. "What do you mean your not Jeremy Beadle?"

3. "The skipper obviously didn't know the collision regs, and just pulled out infront of me".

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[martynwhiteley]

"When hubby said that the Honda easily fitted in the tender garage, how did I know he was refering to the outboard?"

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[martynwhiteley]

"There honey,............ I've attached the fender to the side deck"

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[wakeup]

Presenting the new Aquada Passerelle- nm

>

<hr width=100% size=1>.....can't be arsed.....

 

[mjf]

Honda's new power fender

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[Nick2]

"It really is not my fault.....you chose the sodding thing..."*

*Taken from a true incident in my household ...

Nick


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[Dave_Snelson]

OK, I'm sorry I left the door open.

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[jimi]

Morris Marina RIP

In a Michael Caine accent

"I said ... put the boat in the marina not put the bluidy marina in the bluidy boat!"

<hr width=100% size=1>O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[martynwhiteley]

"Julian darling, you know how you said that at least your car's always dependable, even if your boat keeps letting you down.................."

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[Dave_Snelson]

I'm sure the instructions were "turn right by the white boat and get out through the left door"....but on the other hand...

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[martynwhiteley]

"I know about your no-claims dear, but at least I didn't run over that poor little baby seagull"

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[martynwhiteley]

"You did remember to pack the spare car didn't you H1"

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[wakeup]

Are you sure you overwrote the marine waypoints in the handheld gps?

<hr width=100% size=1>.....can't be arsed.....

 

[martynwhiteley]

"Hurry up dear, we've got to get to Tesco before the tide goes out."

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[jhr]

"Common automotive mechanical problems, number 57: Damp in the electrics"

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[wakeup]

The Dangers of Aqua-planning

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<hr width=100% size=1>.....can't be arsed.....