Be Strong - Humour

Divemaster1

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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for
5 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a
young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,
ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses
her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a
prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison,
and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give
him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will
kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey. I love you too"

Alf
 
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