EME
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Subject: Husband Shopping Center
> > A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose
> from
> > among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with
> the
> > men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
> only
> > rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
> from
> > that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except
> to
> > leave the place.
> >
> > So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
> >
> > First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love
> kids."
> > The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having
jobs,
> or
> > not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
> >
> > So up they go.
> >
> > Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> > extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I wonder what's
> further
> > up?".
> >
> > Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking,
> > love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very
> tempting,
> > BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.
> >
> > Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
> good
> > looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh,
> > mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!"
> >
> > So up to the fifth floor they go.
> >
> > The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are
> > impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"
Twelve priests....
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them toline up
in a
straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big
breasted,
nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his
penis
and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she
got to
the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so violently and
loudly that if flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up. Then
all
the other bells started to ring ....
Why? I'm not writing cheques ?
> > A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose
> from
> > among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with
> the
> > men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
> only
> > rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
> from
> > that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except
> to
> > leave the place.
> >
> > So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
> >
> > First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love
> kids."
> > The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having
jobs,
> or
> > not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
> >
> > So up they go.
> >
> > Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> > extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I wonder what's
> further
> > up?".
> >
> > Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking,
> > love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very
> tempting,
> > BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.
> >
> > Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
> good
> > looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh,
> > mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!"
> >
> > So up to the fifth floor they go.
> >
> > The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are
> > impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"
Twelve priests....
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them toline up
in a
straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big
breasted,
nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his
penis
and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she
got to
the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so violently and
loudly that if flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up. Then
all
the other bells started to ring ....
Why? I'm not writing cheques ?
