Attempting to make historic writings relevant again

[Pirx]

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky
and all I ask is a sailing yacht, and a GPS to steer her by
.......

 

[Stingo]

Starkle, starkle little twink
Who the hell am you, I think
Although I'm not under the affluence of incohol
Many thinkles, peep I are

 

[dombuckley]

The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled.

Silly begger.

 

[veshengro]

Confused Millennials.

Dividers... Portable screens between Hospital beds
Parallel Rules..Highway Code parking advice
Sextant...Randy Church Warden
Portland Plotter.. A Bloke from Dorset planning Government downfall
Hand lead...Dog walking aid

 

[Bouba]

Rehashed historical stories....try A Few Gags To End The Week