Agony Aunt Convention

[Colin_S]

Dear Aunti Jimima

I have an acquaintance who has a predisposition to wear strange headgear. I believe he thinks he looks smart and probably even fashionable. What he does not realise is that all his so called friends laugh at him behind his back including one recently that refered to his latest hat as a strawberry flavoured condom.

How should I tell him?

 

[claymore]

Dear C
I've always thought you something of a Blacksmiths Daughter wi' yer nice set o' lean tits