A big crappy problem!

[Nostrodamus]

Look, it’s natural and I am not ashamed but I find boat toilet bowls just too small.
I may not be eating the right diet or it may be that I am built wrong but I am sure I am not the only one. That little hole peering up at me is just too small and the angel there would mean I need to produce rabbit droppings to get round it.
I may be going around the problem all wrong but the skylight in the heads ceiling is of more use.
Does anyone else have the same problem or have you found a way of overcoming it?
I should ask NASSA I suppose but they have not launched as many projectiles as me.

 

[sailorman]

Look, it’s natural and I am not ashamed but I find boat toilet bowls just too small.
I may not be eating the right diet or it may be that I am built wrong but I am sure I am not the only one. That little hole peering up at me is just too small and the angel there would mean I need to produce rabbit droppings to get round it.
I may be going around the problem all wrong but the skylight in the heads ceiling is of more use.
Does anyone else have the same problem or have you found a way of overcoming it?
I should ask NASSA I suppose but they have not launched as many projectiles as me.

Well Lardarse i cant really help we use a very nice Lavac & we just fit it so to speak

 

[snowleopard]

It always amazes me that boats costing well into 6 figures have these tiny little baby's-potty things, the cheapest Brydon round-bowl type. It's fine for the ladies but even a modestly-proportioned gentleman finds them too small.

I have a pair of SL400s that take a standard sized domestic seat. There is no excuse for fitting anything less in any boat over 25 ft.

 

[Nostrodamus]

I may have put this question the wrong way but I was trying to be polite.
I dont have a problem sitting on the thing it is getting what comes out to fit down that little hole and bend in the bottom.
The round peg will not fit down the square hole!
The car is too big for the garage!
It is like trying to shove marshmellows in a moneybox!
The hole is just too small for my No 2's.

 

[sailorman]

I may have put this question the wrong way but I was trying to be polite.
I dont have a problem sitting on the thing it is getting what comes out to fit down that little hole and bend in the bottom.
The round peg will not fit down the square hole!
The car is too big for the garage!
It is like trying to shove marshmellows in a moneybox!
The hole is just too small for my No 2's.

ona advantage of the Lavac is that one can remove the handle & Beat the offending object to encourage it to go around the afore mentioned bend

 

[snowleopard]

You could try varying your diet!

Best procedure is to pump as you go (sorry Lavac owners - unless you are fat enough to form an airtight seal). If there is a little water in the bowl it will go down unless you've been overdoing the fibre.

 

[sailorman]

You could try varying your diet!

Best procedure is to pump as you go (sorry Lavac owners - unless you are fat enough to form an airtight seal). If there is a little water in the bowl it will go down unless you've been overdoing the fibre.

never a problem when Steve ran Fox`s (corporate) Yacht Club, the beer was always rank but he liked it

 

[Nostrodamus]

ona advantage of the Lavac is that one can remove the handle & Beat the offending object to encourage it to go around the afore mentioned bend

Would you beat a defenceless animal the same? I did try on more than one occasion but added to many freckles to my face for my liking.
When It just stands to attention looking longingly upwards what can you do?
I have muttered choice words and burials at sea. I even stuck a ensign in one and imagine like the Marie Celeste it is still roaming the oceans.
Should I report them as a danger to shipping?
If the toilets on boats were bigger at least I would have a chance at maceration.

 

[sailorman]

Would you beat a defenceless animal the same? I did try on more than one occasion but added to many freckles to my face for my liking.
When It just stands to attention looking longingly upwards what can you do?
I have muttered choice words and burials at sea. I even stuck a ensign in one and imagine like the Marie Celeste it is still roaming the oceans.
Should I report them as a danger to shipping?
If the toilets on boats were bigger at least I would have a chance at maceration.

would it be need an id Arse Induces Ship

 

[tmh900]

I have long felt these lavatorial devices are inadequate.

Without the option of bigger & better units, I have often though about retro-fitting technology additions to the standard items. One option may be to induce a whirlpool effect in the bowl - in effect sucking the waste into the depths. Perhaps this could be accomplished via a kitchen-style electric hand blender offered into the pan. Failing that, and for more demanding jobs, it could be used to pulvarise 'the best'. Would be a useful tool to have around the galley also. Not sure if they do them in 12V versions?

 

[RichardS]

This thread is just too gross to be allowed to live! It should be strapped onto one of Nostro's frankenturds and buried at sea!

Richard

 

[Nostrodamus]

I have long felt these lavatorial devices are inadequate.

Without the option of bigger & better units, I have often though about retro-fitting technology additions to the standard items. One option may be to induce a whirlpool effect in the bowl - in effect sucking the waste into the depths. Perhaps this could be accomplished via a kitchen-style electric hand blender offered into the pan. Failing that, and for more demanding jobs, it could be used to pulvarise 'the best'. Would be a useful tool to have around the galley also. Not sure if they do them in 12V versions?

I do presume that you would have two blenders?
Good to see I am not the only one with this problem though

 

[Nostrodamus]

This thread is just too gross to be allowed to live! It should be strapped onto one of Nostro's frankenturds and buried at sea!

Richard

It is a crappy problem but a genuine one. I am sure others have the same and I just wish they would sit down and be counted so I can find a solution.

 

[Lakesailor]

Surely, the answer must lie across the pond?

The Yanks must have come across these problems. The amount they eat must lead to a surcharge problem at the crucial point.

 

[Giblets]

Perhaps the answer would be to get into the habit of taking a chunk of Exlax or even senna pod tea first thing every morning!

 

[RichardS]

Little and often is my motto (or maybe it's just my age?)

Richard

 

[Nostrodamus]

Surely, the answer must lie across the pond?

The Yanks must have come across these problems. The amount they eat must lead to a surcharge problem at the crucial point.

Apparently the Canadians have a lot of loggers and even export.

 

[Lakesailor]

Ah Yes.

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[Grehan]

. . . That little hole peering up at me is just too small and the angel there . . .

Good grief, you mean there's an angel living down there? What did it do to deserve that job?

 

[Lakesailor]

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