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Stingo
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Did you drop the empty bottle on your toe?
jimi
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No my toe nail was too long and I bit my toe instead of the nail! Drew blood and fainted. The missu laughed so hard she that the sweet chili crisp she was eating went down the wrong way and choked. Eddest wrang for an ambulance but crashed into me when I reversed out the drive on the way up for a plaster. Meantime missus had recovered after no 2 daughter showed her her mobile phone bill (good bit of alternative first aid). Ambulance crew were OK about it really .. saw the funny side and said it made a change from the usual friday night carnage and mayhem in Salisbury!
Stingo
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Was lucky that the mussus choked on that chip. Just imagine, when daughter no 2 did the mobile bill exhibition, the mussus would probably have had a wee glass of the petit chablis in her hand and then wasted it over you.
Now carpet steamers-cleaners are more expensive to hire than an ambulance and a team of medics, so all worked out well in the end. Glad you had a pleasant evening.
Do send my regards to MrsJimi and all the rest of the females in your family, including your dog, cat and your MABennteau.
Now carpet steamers-cleaners are more expensive to hire than an ambulance and a team of medics, so all worked out well in the end. Glad you had a pleasant evening.
Do send my regards to MrsJimi and all the rest of the females in your family, including your dog, cat and your MABennteau.
Stingo
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My first reply to Jimi has disappeared. Who nicked it?
GMac
New member
Is that jimi in a house full of the female species? or just one with a lot more of them than blokes?
Stingo
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Yep, There's Jimi, his wife, three daughters, a dog, a cat, an Optimist, a Laser, a Benneteau.... all female 'cept for Jimi. No wonder than man drinks.
GMac
New member
Snap.
1 wife, 2 daughters, 1 she cat, 8 deluded goldfish who think they are dolphins so obviously female, 1 ross 930, 1 mini transat, 1 optimist, 1 high speed fizz nasty, 1 frostbite, 3 other water craft, issues with rum specifically Mt Gay.
I know how he feels. Hang in there jimi, we'll strugle through it all mate /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
1 wife, 2 daughters, 1 she cat, 8 deluded goldfish who think they are dolphins so obviously female, 1 ross 930, 1 mini transat, 1 optimist, 1 high speed fizz nasty, 1 frostbite, 3 other water craft, issues with rum specifically Mt Gay.
I know how he feels. Hang in there jimi, we'll strugle through it all mate /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
jimi
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Its dreadful .. with 3 teenage daughters its another 10 years of hell I suspect!
Kilter
New member
Good morning all, what a lovely day it is. Too bad I'm on call and can't go sailing!
JKay
New member
I'm going to run/walk/crawl a mile for sport relief /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
cheers Joe
cheers Joe
cliff
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472 posts and the thread is running out of breath... Don't think it will see 1000 unless Jimi gets another attack of verbal diarrhea. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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Kilter
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Can't see that happening! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Sixpence
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Morning all , mind if I join in and try and boost the figures ?
Vara
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Umm,yes it is a bit quiet but then it is the weekend and sensible peeps will be doing recreational things outside.
For my self we've got the decorators coming in on Monday so my long planned weekend of idleness at sea has been postponed to allow humping of furniture and lifting carpets,sods law that the weather is perfect for a X channel blast.
Not a happy bunny!!
For my self we've got the decorators coming in on Monday so my long planned weekend of idleness at sea has been postponed to allow humping of furniture and lifting carpets,sods law that the weather is perfect for a X channel blast.
Not a happy bunny!!
cliff
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it is the weekend and sensible peeps will be doing recreational things outside.
[/ QUOTE ]Which is where I am off to now - happy bunny!
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
sailroom <span style="color:red">The place to auction your previously loved boatie bits</span>
it is the weekend and sensible peeps will be doing recreational things outside.
[/ QUOTE ]Which is where I am off to now - happy bunny!
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jimi
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me too just ran the mile.
jimi
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it is the weekend and sensible peeps will be doing recreational things outside.
[/ QUOTE ]Which is where I am off to now - happy bunny!
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hi cliff, ye wee leprechaun .. that wiz recreational not procreational
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it is the weekend and sensible peeps will be doing recreational things outside.
[/ QUOTE ]Which is where I am off to now - happy bunny!
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hi cliff, ye wee leprechaun .. that wiz recreational not procreational
Sixpence
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oh alright , I'll talk to myself /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Vara
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Thank you Cliff for your words of sympathy,you've really cheered me up!!