You know when you're getting old when......

[Applescruffs]

You know when you're getting old when you watch 'Red Nose Day' and have no clue who the hell these people are..........

PS: I did buy the 'T' Shirt.....

All the best...

 

[Seajet]

Oh I dunno - even when young I didn't recognise most of the sanctimonious gits, now I know I'm older when I feel myself reaching for a rifle...

 

[sailorman]

fortunately i have been in the club supping beer & talking bollix all evening, the world is a better place for it too

 

[Boreades]

You know when you're getting old when you watch 'Red Nose Day' and you're waiting for any comedy to show any sign of appearing.

Fortunately "The Vicar of Dibly" made an appearance, and Chateau Boreades breathed a sigh of relief.

 

[Seajet]

You must be really senile, 'Vicar of dibley ' is about as funny as leprosy to me and anyone I know, how it got an award is a mystery best left to conspiracy theorists - still each to their own.

 

[macd]

What's the Vicar of Dibley?

 

[OGITD]

You know when you're getting old when ..... you find nothing worth watching on the Tele .... to the point you decide not to have a Tele to prevent wasting any more of your precious time!

 

[Whiskey Bravo]

You must be really senile, 'Vicar of dibley ' is about as funny as leprosy to me and anyone I know, how it got an award is a mystery best left to conspiracy theorists - still each to their own.

You must be geting old when you can remember leprosy

 

[pagoda]

You know when you're getting old when ..... you find nothing worth watching on the Tele .... to the point you decide not to have a Tele to prevent wasting any more of your precious time!

+1.....

My carp tolerance has faded steadily and I have much better things to do with time than listen to inane TV productions. I suppose I spend more time on line, but in that case I control what I want to interact with
I guess our TV is switched on for no more than 30mins per day , mainly news & weather...

 

[oldbilbo]

Hee, hee!

 

[mjcoon]

You must be geting old when you can remember leprosy

In the UK, perhaps, but there is an article in last week's New Scientist about leprosy; 65% of 250,000 new cases per year are in India, and diagnosis is often too late to prevent nerve damage...

Mike.

 

[25931]

I don't think that I am old ( I admit to being unyoung) and I have been happily living here for more than thirty years without the curse of the BBC.

 

[Seajet]

Luxury !

I was lucky to get a packet of gravel !

 

[Resolution]

You know you are getting old when.......................................................................











Dammit! I've forgotten what I was going to say.

 

[mainsail1]

You know you are getting old when you sell the boat and buy a camper van.

I still have the boat but also now have a camper van and am seriously considering the unthinkable!

You know when you're getting old when you watch 'Red Nose Day' and have no clue who the hell these people are..........

PS: I did buy the 'T' Shirt.....

All the best...

 

[Grumpybear]

You know you are getting old when you sell the boat and buy a camper van.

I still have the boat but also now have a camper van and am seriously considering the unthinkable!

Sold the camper van and bought a boat. What are we doing wrong?

 

[tokoloshe]

Ha ha bonk.

You must be geting old when you can remember leprosy

 

[mjcoon]

Sold the camper van and bought a boat. What are we doing wrong?

Did you read about Noah?

MIke.

 

[Uricanejack]

I knew I was in trouble the Day I started complaining about the music young people are listening to. All of a sudden I sounded just like my dad.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

You know you are getting old when you sell the boat and buy a camper van.

I still have the boat but also now have a camper van and am seriously considering the unthinkable!

Don't worry, our Club has a whole unofficial "wing" of camper van 'Senior' Ralliers who meet up in their campers where they used to meet up in their boats all over Europe and even Shap Fell