Is there a yachtsman among you who sails offshore, but who lives in or near Cotton, South Derbyshire? If so please call Dick Durham at Yachting Monthly on 0207 261 6580
Actually it's "Coton in the Elms", where Church Flatts Farm is, according to the Ordnance Survey, the place furthest from the sea in the British Isles.
Hey! Here's an idea! Why not do an article about someone who sails on the sea, but lives as far away from it as it's possible to be in UK? No, you're right, it would be too predictable.