ShipsDog
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Is it true that those that talk the most do it the least? Certainly true for me since Pete the vet chopped my knackers off ... woof woof woof!
Woof woof sex sex
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T_S
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LOL....And I bet you have stopped embarrassing your owners by shagging their visitors legs too! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Becky
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'Those that talk about do it least'
How true, how very true./forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
How true, how very true./forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
powerskipper
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So what do dogs think about?
doris
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Dogs for Christmas
Now that the New Year is here remember that a Doggie is not just for Christmas..............................it's a bloddy terrific position the whole year round!
Now that the New Year is here remember that a Doggie is not just for Christmas..............................it's a bloddy terrific position the whole year round!
Phoenix of Hamble
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Re: Dogs for Christmas
Or....
A dog is not just for Christmas.....
You can have it cold on Boxing day as well....
Or....
A dog is not just for Christmas.....
You can have it cold on Boxing day as well....
ShipsWoofy
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Re: Dogs for Christmas
Not finding this fred very funny!
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Not finding this fred very funny!
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catmandoo
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Smelly things . Once had a lab that presented knickers from the laundry basket to visitors at the front door - very embarassing .
used to lick leather seats after ladies had been sitting there
rolls in fox poo
used to lick leather seats after ladies had been sitting there
rolls in fox poo
tugboat
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Smelly things . Once had a lab that presented knickers from the laundry basket to visitors at the front door - very embarassing .
used to lick leather seats after ladies had been sitting there
rolls in fox poo
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Hopefully you found it a new home - it obviously needed a change of role-model! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Smelly things . Once had a lab that presented knickers from the laundry basket to visitors at the front door - very embarassing .
used to lick leather seats after ladies had been sitting there
rolls in fox poo
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Hopefully you found it a new home - it obviously needed a change of role-model! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
mirabriani
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Hmmm
What is it they say about dogs and their owners?
Regards Briani
What is it they say about dogs and their owners?
Regards Briani
snowleopard
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So what do dogs think about?
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You are putting up shelves.
Dog thinks "Master, I don't know what you are doing but it looks fantastic and I love you!"
Cat thinks "Wanker. He’s not read the instructions, he's using allen keys instead of the self-tapping screws and that hinge is upside down."
So what do dogs think about?
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You are putting up shelves.
Dog thinks "Master, I don't know what you are doing but it looks fantastic and I love you!"
Cat thinks "Wanker. He’s not read the instructions, he's using allen keys instead of the self-tapping screws and that hinge is upside down."
T_S
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Smelly things methinks.......as they always seem to be sniffing other dogs pee or each others backsides!
T_S
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Mind you I noticed a drunk dog in Romford the other day, the only thing she had on her mind was men and throwing up! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
chippie
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I knew somebody who called their dog carpenter because he was always doing little jobs around the house.
Ships_Cat
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Typical dog.
Nose always in between their own legs, or in between someone elses legs, or in something that was deposited from between legs /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.
John
Nose always in between their own legs, or in between someone elses legs, or in something that was deposited from between legs /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.
John
