Woof woof sex sex

[ShipsDog]

Is it true that those that talk the most do it the least? Certainly true for me since Pete the vet chopped my knackers off ... woof woof woof!

 

[T_S]

LOL....And I bet you have stopped embarrassing your owners by shagging their visitors legs too! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Becky]

'Those that talk about do it least'

How true, how very true./forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[powerskipper]

So what do dogs think about?

 

[doris]

Dogs for Christmas

Now that the New Year is here remember that a Doggie is not just for Christmas..............................it's a bloddy terrific position the whole year round!

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Dogs for Christmas

Or....

A dog is not just for Christmas.....

You can have it cold on Boxing day as well....

 

[ShipsWoofy]

Re: Dogs for Christmas

Not finding this fred very funny!

/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[catmandoo]

Smelly things . Once had a lab that presented knickers from the laundry basket to visitors at the front door - very embarassing .

used to lick leather seats after ladies had been sitting there

rolls in fox poo

 

[tugboat]

[ QUOTE ]
Smelly things . Once had a lab that presented knickers from the laundry basket to visitors at the front door - very embarassing .

used to lick leather seats after ladies had been sitting there

rolls in fox poo

[/ QUOTE ]
Hopefully you found it a new home - it obviously needed a change of role-model! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[mirabriani]

Hmmm
What is it they say about dogs and their owners?

Regards Briani

 

[snowleopard]

[ QUOTE ]
So what do dogs think about?

[/ QUOTE ]

You are putting up shelves.
Dog thinks "Master, I don't know what you are doing but it looks fantastic and I love you!"
Cat thinks "Wanker. He’s not read the instructions, he's using allen keys instead of the self-tapping screws and that hinge is upside down."

 

[T_S]

Smelly things methinks.......as they always seem to be sniffing other dogs pee or each others backsides!

 

[T_S]

Mind you I noticed a drunk dog in Romford the other day, the only thing she had on her mind was men and throwing up! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[chippie]

I knew somebody who called their dog carpenter because he was always doing little jobs around the house.

 

[Ships_Cat]

Typical dog.

Nose always in between their own legs, or in between someone elses legs, or in something that was deposited from between legs /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.

John