Why are women called crumpet ? nm

[paulineb]

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[jimi]

Because it rhymes with both trumpet and strumpet (as well as pump it) ..

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[paulineb]

I didn't ask you James

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[Bejasus]

Better than being called Kebab. IMHO

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[BarryH]

A badly packed one at that!

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[hlb]

Because you can butter them up!!

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[paulineb]

you've lost me

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[jimi]

Weel ma reet petee feline Pauline, must be

Lump it or dump it!

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[paulineb]

noooooooooooooo

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[Guest]

It`s because most of them are flat,soft they blow from the Y east and then we toast them with Champagne.And we`re off to Brighton next Friday for a quick rub down.

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[TroyTempest]

Because they both dribble down your chin when you eat them hot!

TT - In "Hope that helps" mode!

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[paulineb]

Re: Why are women called crumpet ?

Best answer !! But you're lucky Kimmie didn't cut your strings Troy and put you in the sin bin /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[BarryH]

Thats disgusting, I thought I was close to the knuckle.........oh maybe that can be interpreted...............

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[TroyTempest]

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Thats disgusting, I thought I was close to the knuckle.........oh maybe that can be interpreted...............

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What did I say?

TT - In "?" mode!

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[Johnjo]

Seems to me ......
That your getting your crumpets mixed up with muff ins that is..

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[aztec]

1) 'cos it takes ages to butter them properly.

2) 'cos they always hit the ground face side down.


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[paulineb]

Re: Why are women called crumpet ?

tee hee

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[Divemaster1]

The dictionary should give you some hints...

"Doubtful Origin", Lit. "Curled Up"

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[jimi]

Re: Why are women called crumpet ?

or perhaps


hump it and dump it?

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[lanason]

Actually - quite a lot of women ARN'T !!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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