Who issit

[jimi]

Just had 2 text messagesin the last 2 hours
... identify the sender

1. Luv from all playing scrabble is fotes a word?

2. Bug ger, first scrabble asbo jist done!

 

[Deleted member 478]

Hmm....

it's not Claymore coz he's clever with words and grammar and such stuff.
it's not twister_ken coz he's another that is clever with words and grammar and such stuff.
it's not BigNick coz he's not back at the marina coz he's only got half a mast, so sails sloooowly.
it's not you because it will be a sad day when you send yourself text messages.
it's not me coz I haven't sent you a text in ages.
it's not TCM coz he's not around at the mo.
it's not Mo coz she's dead.
it's not Powerskupper coz she ain't clever enough to string an original sentence together.
it's not parahandy coz he only speaks that scottish dialect.
it's not lakesailor coz what he says is normally funny.
it's not Tome coz he needs his beauty sleep and so is always in bed by 20:00
it's not Talbot coz the only thing he only knows about is catamarans
it's not any of the ozzie forumites coz ozzies think scrabble is another word for "get drunk then find a sheila to bonk"

it's gotta be one of your mates, so this should be easy coz there ain't many....

 

[jimi]

At least yin o' yer statements is wrang!

 

[Bejasus]

that'd be no.4 then.

 

[MedDreamer]

TCM?

 

[jimi]

Nope .. tho' I see where you're coming from;-)

 

[ChrisE]

My money is on para 'cos he's retired and got enough time to play scrabble. Also he's a polite fellow and I note that there were no f***s in the text. I suspect that the built in dictionary of his phone respelt the Scots to English.

 

[tome]

I'm with Chris and reckon its Para