Where are you?

[ChrisP]

Ok own up what were you doing instead of voting for Ellen last night. Your apathy let the Beckham P**T in. Up to his usual standard of intelegence barely able to string 2 Errr's together, or is that a Manchester thing. If you don't show some support to the sport (raggies or motor) how the hell are we going to get the brain dead footballers off the box and some decent programs put on in there place.

Shame on you, You had your chance and blew it. Try harder next time 2/10 see me after the break.

P.S Only the people spending the night on the boat last night with no TV are exempt from this B*****ing. And before you ask, I voted twice using SWMBO's proxy vote.

 

[byron]

Errrrmmmm! Who is Beckam and who is Ellen? and what was the vote about?

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[ChrisP]

Byron

After taking into account your advancing years and you devotion to boating Stuff, You are forgiven and you are excused the after school detention. Now back to the home with you and tell Eileeen that I've said you are to go to bed with a large scotch and the Motor boat and Yachting to help you sleep. Don't take the Motor boats monthly because that will only keep you awake. (Jake paid me loadsa dosh for the last bit)

Chris

 

[Guest]

Re: er, yer know, er

Sorry bout that. I er thought it quite good, err that she er was sort of ahead of the other er example for our er young children, er Michael er yerknow, sort of fing, Owen.

Anyway, last night's most important sporting event was Best Ever Televised Snooker Shot (they say) from Tony Drago. I get lynched (oops, I mean: Aw flippinek the Boss will er probably have summink er to say) about this.

 

[ChrisP]

Re: er, yer know, er

Consider yourself forgiven. You have amply illustraited my point. There is life beyond football. Take 2 house points and tell matron to give you extra chips with your lunch.

 

[BarryD]

Can I have a note for Matron too? We only got back form the boat at 17:00 and had to set up the Christmas tree otherwise short person would have been really REALLY upset. Watched Heartbeat and then fell into bed. Way too much fun over the weekend. Never understood the interest in sports at all.

 

[Guest]

Re: over the moon

right well, yeah, er I'm really chuffed, yeah very pleased and I'd like to er thank er my wife for er getting me a beer er and etc etc....

 

[paulineb]

I was exempt

On the boat last night, up at half past stupid this morning for the drive to work.

At least West Ham beat Man U on Saturday Yeah!!!!

Pauline B

 

[david_e]

MUFC

Make the most of it whilst it lasts.....the boys are having a bit of a wind against tide situation and the GPS looks like its not getting the right readings, Autohelm looks like it needs replacing so a new one needs to be installed for next year. Normal service (thrashings) will be resumed within the near future! Might be another 19 years b4 you win again at OT!

 

[paulineb]

You\'re not singing any more ...

... they were shit, and you know they were ;-)

Pauline B

 

[ChrisP]

Nice try but as I tell my kids, Do your homework on a Friday then the whole weekend is playtime. Let you off as the excuse is boat related but no extra chips.

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: over the moon

The gaffer er told us er it were a game of two halfs and that I er done well and that er I could er vote in er the third half, but er I's er still waitin. But we all did good.

 

[Guest]

Re: Can you play them every week?

They never sing, anyway...they've usually got a gob full of prawn sandwiches. Way to go you Hammers! Laugh? Too bloody right we laughed. Mind you, it'll be a different story at Upton Park on Saturday.

 

[david_e]

Re: You\'re not singing any more ...

......thats why you need to make the most of it! 'Cause when they are not s**t the real stuff starts! It was a good game actually which is what it is all about, the ref was poor, we should have had a penalty and Keane should have been sent off etc etc etc. James and Cole were exceptional. Bartez is crap in goal and makes an even worse winger, what was he doing?

 

[Guest]

Re: You\'re not singing any more ...

Bartez was impersonating Bruce Grobelaar (when he was in goal for Liverpool)

 

[ToMo]

Re: You\'re not singing any more ...

Mrs B....I'm quite shocked!
;-)
TôMö

 

[oldgit]

Re: footBALLS of the year

Listening to R4 his morning .Details of 1st and second in sportperson of year.This is followed by 4- 5 mins of some football moron droning on about how terrible it was to have to sit on a bench watching (approx £25K a week)and not being able to join in the on the field.Any brief mention of young lady who went round world No chance.

 

[aztec]

been there, seen it, done it, totally agree. Very inept!